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I love writing techno. It's better than you. That's right. Techno does things to me. Dirty things. You could probably do the same things for me, but I don't think you will. So I have techno. And porn... And women I've never met, I guess. Promiscuity is underrated. I'm thinking about hijacking an island off somewhere and starting a sex colony. Who wants in?

I hate the general population of the world. People are, in general, complete and utter morons. I was in Wal-Mart with my little brother up in Appleton over Thanksgiving and got to see how low the bar on human intelligence has sunk. The dressing room attendant answered the phone with information on closing time, and a 'Happy Thanksgiving' and was asked nearly each instance, 'What time are you open to?'. People should pay more attention to what is said to them and less on what they are saying. I think the world would be a much more understanding place if this were the case.

I was crossing the road today on my skatesword and a woman nearly hit me. She had a red light... And the gall to look at me like it was my fault. It's okay though. I showed her. I shoved the deadly mass of steel and wood through her windshield, while jumping onto her hood and kicked her in the jaw... And then I stole her wallet. She'll pay attention to the road a bit more intently now.

That is all.