heres my letter to that funny christian group i promised. i titled it PRAISE THE LORD so i KNOW someones gonna open it up and be forced to choke down its creamy goodness.
YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT PIECES OF SHIT! WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHING YOU DONT AGREE WITH IS A SIN? NO WONDER ALL YOU CHRISTIANS START ASS-HUMPING LITTLE KIDS, YOUR FREEKING NUTS! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE CHRISTIAN GOD WAS ALL FORGIVING AND SHIT BUT I GUESS THATS ONLY CIRCUMSTANTIAL. PEOPLE LIKE YOU GIVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE A BAD NAME. HOMOSEXUALS ARE COOL PEOPLE! IM NOT GAY BUT I KNOW A FEW AND THEY ARE FAR NICER THAN DIP-SHITS LIKE YOU! WHERE THE FUCK IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY YOU HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT TO BELEIVE AND LOVE YOUR GOD? IT DOESNT. YOUR NOT SPREADING THE WORD OF A GOOD AND JUST GOD, YOUR SPREADING YOUR OWN PERSONAL WORD OF BIGOTRY. YOU RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN CHILD HUMPING IDIOT SON OF AN ASS-HOLE.
BY THE WAY, I SAW RETURN OF THE KING AND THAT MOVIE WAS THE SHIZNIT-O-BAM. MAYBE IF YOU WATCHED AS A FAN AND NOT AN OVERLY-JUDGEING ASS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THE STORY AND THE TRIUMPH OF GOOD OVER EVIL! THAT BRINGS ME TO MY FINAL POINT, THAT BEING BEING MAGIC AND MYSTICISM AND PAGAN RELIGIONS ARE FAR OLDER THAN YOUR CHRISTIAN GOD. FRANKLY IM SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU YOU BIBLE THUMPING BULLYS. WHY DONT YOU DO THE REST OF THE WORLD A FAVOR AND KEEP YOUR BULL-SHIT OPINIONS TO YOUR-SELF. I HOPE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FALL FROM THE SKY AND KICK YOU RIGHT ON THE ASS.
YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT PIECES OF SHIT! WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHING YOU DONT AGREE WITH IS A SIN? NO WONDER ALL YOU CHRISTIANS START ASS-HUMPING LITTLE KIDS, YOUR FREEKING NUTS! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE CHRISTIAN GOD WAS ALL FORGIVING AND SHIT BUT I GUESS THATS ONLY CIRCUMSTANTIAL. PEOPLE LIKE YOU GIVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE A BAD NAME. HOMOSEXUALS ARE COOL PEOPLE! IM NOT GAY BUT I KNOW A FEW AND THEY ARE FAR NICER THAN DIP-SHITS LIKE YOU! WHERE THE FUCK IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY YOU HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT TO BELEIVE AND LOVE YOUR GOD? IT DOESNT. YOUR NOT SPREADING THE WORD OF A GOOD AND JUST GOD, YOUR SPREADING YOUR OWN PERSONAL WORD OF BIGOTRY. YOU RIGHT-WING CHRISTIAN CHILD HUMPING IDIOT SON OF AN ASS-HOLE.
BY THE WAY, I SAW RETURN OF THE KING AND THAT MOVIE WAS THE SHIZNIT-O-BAM. MAYBE IF YOU WATCHED AS A FAN AND NOT AN OVERLY-JUDGEING ASS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THE STORY AND THE TRIUMPH OF GOOD OVER EVIL! THAT BRINGS ME TO MY FINAL POINT, THAT BEING BEING MAGIC AND MYSTICISM AND PAGAN RELIGIONS ARE FAR OLDER THAN YOUR CHRISTIAN GOD. FRANKLY IM SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU YOU BIBLE THUMPING BULLYS. WHY DONT YOU DO THE REST OF THE WORLD A FAVOR AND KEEP YOUR BULL-SHIT OPINIONS TO YOUR-SELF. I HOPE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FALL FROM THE SKY AND KICK YOU RIGHT ON THE ASS.
osoesoteric:
well damn... thats one way to put it... i definitly agree with you on the over all priciple... i can't stand intolerant people...