Roxy and Morgan kick the most ass on the entire earth!!! The birthday boobies were the cat's pajamas! I don't feel 1/4 of a century old.
jolene:
where were my birthday boobies, ladies?
alice:
i used to wish that i could just die when i turned 25, because i was so convinced that my life would just be over. of course, i was like 13 when i thought this, and now that i'm 20, it doesn't seem like the world is going to end in 5 years. at least on your 25th birthday you can rent a car from anywhere!