Holy Fuck! I have just learned how to squirt tears from my eyesocket! I was blowing my nose and tears shot out of my left eye and all over the inside of my glasses. Thinking it was just a fluke, I actually tried to do it again, and it worked!
Aren't I easy to please today?
If I had coworkers, I'd run to their cubicles and squirt them. Alas, I work by myself. My new talent scared the shit out of my cat. Poor kid is still peering at me from under the table.
Aren't I easy to please today?
If I had coworkers, I'd run to their cubicles and squirt them. Alas, I work by myself. My new talent scared the shit out of my cat. Poor kid is still peering at me from under the table.