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HERE IS MY REVIEW OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING PREMIER

Yeah, so I went to the new LOTR movie @ midnight of opening day...Suffice to say it was quite a crowd. Sure, im nerd enough to go and see it at midnight.....But there were some NERDS there....

I swear to God, if I had yelled "Yoda loves the dark side!!" I would have been drawn and quartered by my snorting & ponytailed bretheren.....

And then there were the kids who dressed up like the characters...and their girlfriends who werent

And then there were the girls who dressed up too...not that my opinion matters, but....its ok to be very heavy, and its ok to be very heavy and proud...BUT ITS NOT OK TO BE WILDLY OBESE AND WEAR NOTHING BUT A SMALL CORSET AND A
CAPE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS WORSE TO DANCE AROUND LIKE YOUR AN ELF YOURSELF...AND ITS MUCH, MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL DOING THE SAME THING!!!

But the movie was great....Send Hate mail to xbertolino@adelphia.net