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I had kinda an insane break. You see my AV friends although probably good people, are not the brightest kids you will ever meet. Two days before thanksgiving, two of them, who happened to be watching Steve-O videos decided to be Jackasses. The video that resulted is perfect evidence for people who think that TV causes violence. Anyway, my friends decide they would start lighting shit on fire. They took lighter fluid, poured it on their fingers, lit it and put it out, then they lit their whole hand, their arm, their ass, etc. It was funny enough. The other one, decided he would do what we call in the sideshow profession a "burn". If he knew what he was doing he certainly wouldn't have used lighter fluid. Anyway, he took a swig of the lighter fluid, and spit it at a lighter causing a big flame... woo, he breathed fire. Fantastic. The next step was to have the first one hold a paper towel on fire and have the other one blow fire at it. Unfortunately the paper towel burned too fast causing my friend to try to put it out. My other friend decided instead of just spitting out the fluid, would try the burn anyway. He spat the fluid straight down into the flame and set both of them on fire. The girl filming all this screams and puts down the camera like an idiot and you miss most of them on fire. You do how ever see the explosion and see them set on fire. This was clearly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And what makes it better is that one of my friend doesn't have to go back to Iraq any time soon, cause his fucking face is melted. Oh man...

This same weekend, a few days later, with the same friends, some guy taught me the sleeper hold (see old videos of the Million Dollar Man for an example of this). I tried it on the marine, and choked him unconscious in about 10 seconds. Unfortunately when I let him go his head smacked off the floor and he got rug burn so badly that half his face was bleeding. What was more unfortunate was that I didn't get it on tape. I did get it on tape later when I did it to two other people, but it wasn't as painful looking. Also that night I dressed up in a hockey goalies pads and let people jump kick me. Only one person could knock me over. That might be on video too. Hopefully I will have all this video on my site in the coming weeks, but its really up to the guys at Day By Day who have the tape at the moment. It's probably going to end up in their movie, Teenagers From Mars.