am watching the 700 Club. They claim that prayer cures cancer. How fucked up is that. They also say porn and gays are demonic. I can't even believe they let this ignorant shit on TV. This little kid asked them if she should pledge allegiance to the flag, or just to god. What the hell is wrong with the world? I am sorry I never update. I am going to kill Pat Robertson.
Anyway, I am sorry I never update, but really, I just don't care. I've spent the last week thinking about how to woo this girl, but she doesn't seem to care. She makes out with me some times, but the other times she won't and its really fucking depressing. I have spent the last week working on that and sleeping all day, so I haven't had time for much. I did go to a party however. Me and Andy from PCP Roadblock climbed over like 4 fences and broke into the back yard of some party. Everyone just stared at us, and we clearly didn't belong. We pulled a bottle of Gin out of the freezer, filled two pint glasses and ran out. Some gay black guy yelled at us and called us pussy ass bitches. Then we went to a real party and I gave everyone my gin. Then I pissed on a car and put SG stickers on it and played horse shoes. Let me tell you, horse shoes fucking rules.
Oh, and according to Pat Robertson, we should pledge allegiance to freedom, but we should pledge allegiance to god first. Jesus.
Anyway, I am sorry I never update, but really, I just don't care. I've spent the last week thinking about how to woo this girl, but she doesn't seem to care. She makes out with me some times, but the other times she won't and its really fucking depressing. I have spent the last week working on that and sleeping all day, so I haven't had time for much. I did go to a party however. Me and Andy from PCP Roadblock climbed over like 4 fences and broke into the back yard of some party. Everyone just stared at us, and we clearly didn't belong. We pulled a bottle of Gin out of the freezer, filled two pint glasses and ran out. Some gay black guy yelled at us and called us pussy ass bitches. Then we went to a real party and I gave everyone my gin. Then I pissed on a car and put SG stickers on it and played horse shoes. Let me tell you, horse shoes fucking rules.
Oh, and according to Pat Robertson, we should pledge allegiance to freedom, but we should pledge allegiance to god first. Jesus.
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kayla_:
I told you to email me your address! I will order your shirt this weekend dollface.
metamorphosis:
i miss youuuu