This appreciation post is [mostly] brought to you by Angrypicnic and too many "how to pick up girls" and "signs that show she likes you" videos on Youtube. Loneliness can strike at any given moment when you've been single as long as I have and sometimes it leads to watching videos that you know will either give you the answers you thought you knew or hoped there was something to release the blinds. Unfortunately, I rarely see any single one of the 7 to 10 hints that a woman has any interest. Bummer. Also, the methods on picking girls up might work if 100% of the ladies I bumped into didn't have boyfriends. That or my beard makes me look homeless. I'm not quite sure about the honesty behind some of the "I have a boyfriend" responses, but I know well enough to leave the truth or hint well alone and make my merry way. Although, sometimes I've made a few decent friends by sliding down the bench to sit next to them and after a little conversation finding out we may actually be partners in crime seeing as love was not an option.
I'm not sure if I need a facelift, fame, or more tattoos, but I do not see how Cody Strong flips numbers faster in a weekly video post than I do with one girl in 8 months. I look angry or homeless, don't I?! Both? I was, however, inspired to mow a lot of lawns or sell my kidney so I could afford to hire a girlfriend or two. Only in Youtube videos? Well, there's hope for me yet if overcome my introverted nature and become Youtube famous then! Ninja can get his Fortnite Fortress of Solitude through Redbull sponsorship and I can... uhh... well, do you have a boyfriend? No, really, I was thinking about you the past few days while looking at your recent set. The thought crossed my mind. Just DM me your number. We'll Whatsapp. Or Snapchat. I have many silly selfies I can send you.
The comedy that is my love life aside, I now present to you another appreciation post. Hopefully you'll love these ladies as much as I have and maybe you're lucky enough to "love" these ladies like I have not, but either way I do believe that you'll find some admiration in your heart for the sets and go give them all your lovin'. Each one is getting a hug. Even if it takes a few years to meet all of them, they will all find themselves in my admiring embrace and I promise there will be zero drooling because I will do that during the anticipatory stage of confronting my butterflies and feeding them Scooby snacks to keep them on the down low.
@wednesdaya in Peach Records
Ask me the truth and I will speak no lies. @wednesdaya is a charming soul, an absolutely delightful beauty that makes as sexy a living goth representation of Wednesday Addams as she does a vintage pinup beauty. My heart fluttered over Wednesdays At That Special Age by @filicity and Lycan by @caustix left me with a bruised tailbone. Almost 3k hearts and it didn't get SOTD? Okay, @hellcat SOTD, @enrapture SOTD, @vyne @SOTD, @pulp SOTD, @catarina, @torro, @leemalee, @nebula, and @skella all SOTDs with @oakheart, @marceline, @mila, @ivory, @oceana, and @dollyd all following that same charming formula. I believe there's a secret quota to meet for @caustix because there are some dreamy vixens in this list alone that hit 3k without SOTD yet. Whoa!
Let's rewind it a track and drop the needle back on @wednesdaya. She is a true stunner. This is vintage pinup along the lines of the recent @ceres and @marisabel sets with a classic Wednesday twist. Her eyes could quell a storm with soothing waters, her curves a soft rhythmic pulse slow dancing to an old rock song, Hendrix shredding on a solo at the rate of our onlooking heartbeats. There isn't a belle more worthy of admiring eyes and hand held out for at least one dance. Looking spry and cute in her cute summer dress, her hair adorably curled with a bow to top it off. I may not throwback this far even at my age, but this set takes me back to the days when romance was less complicated and the crackle of vinyl was as much a spark as a candlelit dinner.
@romany in Luna by @peacockeyephotog
This set might not be currently listed as a SOTD, but I was just recently notified that we will see it on the front page soon! A big congratulations goes out to my lady love, @romany as well as @peacockeyephotog for the beautiful work laid into this set. Though I loved that red flair we now only see through crimson lips and deep red articles of soon to be shed clothing, I admit I enjoy the cute blonde buns atop her head as well as that white bum you see sticking out in the above image. Her eyes may be the seduction your mother warned you about, but behind those sensuous glances and vampiric red lips is a heart made up of cotton candy swirls. She's as much a sexy beauty as she is a kind soul and I'm proud to call her a friend after such a short time knowing one another. She said Boy Bye and made her way back to the top after some personal struggles and a lot of dedication and hard work. You won't find a gentler and more beautiful friend than Miss @romany even if she does let out her Feral side once in a while. Drop her some love during this deep winter freeze because if I understand right Chicago and much of Illinois were struck pretty hard with the cold today. My Midwestern Ohio winter licked me to the bones, so I can only imagine @kaliva's Wisconsin life or @romany's South of Chi-town travels.
@pulp in Pale Shelter by @darryldarko
There are many amazing models that pride themselves with the title of Suicide Girl or even Hopeful on the site and so many look smashing as they pour their hearts into every moment captured on film so they represent the absolute best pieces of themselves, but none do it quite like @pulp. I don't know what she looked like 10 or 20 years ago, but she has hit this modeling spotlight with such a preciseness that I fathom to think it was anything but programmed into her DNA. There are some fantastic women such as @natashalegeyda and @dollyd that offer up modeling perfection with others like @jessicajoyy____, @fishball, and even @saria delivering talent that is well beyond something that is developed over time., but this soul right here is one that inspires me most of all. She can flash a smile and become the most down to earth human, humble, honest, and so very sincere as to drive my inspired heart to create as well as fall in love with a person I barely know. In an instant she tilt her head and adjust her gaze and seem an untouchable goddess of love and inspiration yet still deep within those eyes that glimmer as gemstones there is a heart worthy of seeking out and loving. She is soft yet she is strong. She is beautiful behind any face she puts on, her curves revealing a confidence and her lips singing a song my heart lip synchs. You tell yourself she is an untouchable dream, but she sets her hand before you to take you with her on this magical mystery tour.
@rugersantana in In Your Dreams by @haileigh
@lagoona released a Freddy set (One, Two, Freddy's Coming For You by @minuminula) not long ago and just earned her first SOTD with The Secret Rose Garden by @mel_z and now I hear @trishajust earned her first SOTD with her Nightmare themed set, Room On Elm Street by @trece. They say three is a charm so it's time for the lovely @rugersantana to earn her spot front page and go pink with the other two very lovely ladies whether it's In Your Dreams or another recent set like the highly rated Heartbreaker by @aurralee. I admit the slasher genre of horror isn't my personal favorite regardless of 15+ years involved in working horror conventions and befriending many slashers from Robert Englund to the many Jasons and beyond, but I do love a good horror and a sexy tribute to a long standing series earns much respect in my book. I was always more of a Werewolf in London or Fright Night guy myself, but if Ruger ever wanted to enter my dreams or nightmares I would keep a bottle of melatonin by my side and make sure that night lasted a few weeks. Sexy, seductive, and quite cute it's a wonder she never made front page yet. It's getting late and I should probably sleep soon anyway, but I hope @rugersantana crosses the dream border of Canada into my reality in the US to tuck me in. š
@blink in Starburst by @gemmaedwardsuk
No offense to the beautifully shot Skyrise Sunset my dear @coolicio, but this latest @blink incarnation has me fumbling to find words to say that could equal the adorable measure of this fine feisty little gal. Shining brighter than her neon green hair and clearer than a sunlight ocean wave crashing gently upon the beach I've become rather smitten over this kitten as she becomes ever more comfortable in this kitchen. Her outfit was cute enough to cause a few heart palpitations, but when she reveals the wondrous curves below I almost have to cover my eyes from the blinding beauty that finds me even closer to the ground than some of her poses within the set. @gemmaedwardsuk always delivers fine sets from some of my favorites like the sexy @jessicalou to the perfect smile on @catarina to my dear beautiful friend @ohsammiii and the sweet @phianixx or the lovely @missjcristina (right, @kungfury?) then @phecda and especially that heart-breaker @sophoulla. So many amazing models and a good number of SOTDs between some I named so maybe we'll see another SOTD (or two, here's looking at you @coolicio) soon? IS she not squishably adorable? I'm sorry, dear @gnomi, I promise I'll save a lot of squishes for you as well.
@amortentia in Home Alone by @tripodski
Dear sweet @amortentia recently brought this wondrous set into MR and we have the sexy man beast himself, @tripodski, to thank. @kungfury and @hiptobes, can we start a round of applause and praise with our audience? Despite my love for the man behind the lens, it was actually @niallpatterson that drew me into her world with the amazing Where There's Smoke. After seeing her exquisitely gorgeous body and stealing a glimpse of that smile I was immediately deep in puppy love over this woman. Assured by Pod himself that she is as sweet as she looks I only grew more smitten with sets by @darkmoonmediaand even more by Pod. Her curves are a proper delight, but that smile is one for the ages. It lingers on the tip of your mind and sinks in like a dream only to leave a warming sensation simmering deep inside the chest. There's not another sweet soul like hers with a smile so humble yet intimate and I only praise that her partner forever treat her right because I would gladly steal the chance to see that smile on a daily basis. The set is every sweet as it is sexy, tender as it is hot. You won't want to miss it and I hope we see it front page soon!
@silver in Naughty Staircase
If only I had met the sweet @silver many moons ago. I could have stolen her heart long before that lucky bastard that now warms his heart with her smile. Her delicate eyes an entrancing hue of sky blue and smile as warm as a fresh brewed tea, I know this "flawed" beauty is as perfect as the quote above her bosom. She's lingered in my mind since Day Dreamer by @writeboy went SOTD and ever since she's been warming my heart during Tea Time. I still hold hope that his second set at 2.4k makes SOTD because it was, indeed, a perfect follow up that got me through a little rough patch just by stopping by a couple times too often every day. It's great to see her back in MR as pregnancy and motherhood has kept her busy and away. Her smile has inspired my own and now I wish for the best as she gifts us with a new set and she is gifted with a life and new love. A toast to you, my cheery and delicate friend. To 2019 and all the happiness you deserve. We'll see another front page set yet. š
@seesaw in Come As You Are by @floydian
I see I'm not the only one to have his gaze set longingly upon this British babe. She's not much of a stranger to SOTDs either with @cameronstewart and @milloux helming two pretty amazing sets that continue to grow with love well after earning their front page spots. Featuring a very deep sensuality akin to blazing fire and hot wax, she'll leave your skin tingling and your heart rapidly beating in anticipation as her sexy lips part without releasing words. Her eyes a gravitational force that tug your sight from along her wondrous curves directly into a tongue swallowing vortex of lust and infatuation. Though sweet as a lollipop with a spicy little recipe, she'll have you California Dreaming before booking your flight to the UK in search of a beauty alike. If it was not for a massive increase in room temperature in her presence I might seek her heart myself, but I'm sure my beard would just catch fire and... well, that does no one any good.
@mikey in Morning In the Forest by @a_popenko
I love a morning workout, but when this morning is as pink and bright as the sexy @mikey and has my heart racing before I move a muscle then I might settle for a cup of coffee and news media instead. Honestly, I kid as I'd much rather find myself in her beautiful presence admiring her elongated curved frame stretch and pose as I failed miserably to follow her instructions to find the perfect yoga poses. One cannot expect a bum so cute or a smile so delightful to not be a distraction especially when she "accidentally" splashes some water upon herself and finds herself air drying her soft curves. I know I would pay full attention but fail to follow through so how about we just keep trying again until I get it right? I have the next hundred or thousand mornings free so maybe we could start again tomorrow?
@helenarae in Chasing Highs by @sobelle
Quickly catching up to the 1.9k hearts from @tripodski's The View this latest addition to MR is fantastically love-inducing. She's a fox with eyes that'll catch you like prey yet her heart will treat you like kin, there's no way to escape the beautiful grasp of this vivacious vixen and not leave a little bit of love. The lush greenery a sole provider of fresh air as she steals every last gasp of air in my lungs while admiring entirely breathless. Vibrant, beautiful, her best set to date, this set is seeing as many hearts in interest as my heart beats per minute. I now hear The Corrs "Leave Me Breathless" in the background of my mind as she continues to brighten my dreams with her sultry looks and eyes an entrancing shade of translucent seas. She's a dream within a dream and I'm going to have the best of dreams after this post is closed for the night!
@core in Endorfines by @lady
Fresh off the stretch with @mikey it's time for a proper @core workout to get those buns worked out and develop some core strength and who better to lead us in a workout than this lovely Londoner? Featuring a set titled Stay Strong! (@cersei) she appears to be the best instructor for the job if we'll have the chance to have that same "bikini body" like she shared in one of my favorite sets of hers. Her eyes created from the heavens and left translucent to see the strength and honesty of heart that beats behind sweet breast, her curves petite but so well defined to leave me with a bit of jealous thoughts. This set is as much motivation to move my own ass as it is a beautifully shot set fitting well within @lady's realm of awesomeness. I don't know her well, or in fact, really at all, but these images alone release some endor"fines" with the sweet release of ink and skin molded perfectly upon beautiful soul. I've never wanted to find my own motivation more to bust my ass nor introduce myself with nervous words than I do after flipping through this instructional workout art collection... at least 4 times a day since it hit MR. I'm working on it. I didn't expect my New Year's Resolution to include falling for @core, too! š
It's another late night. I'm still recovering from sinus issues and mental issues as well. I hope you all were able to stay warm as this massive cold streak hit many states within the US as well as swept through a few countries elsewhere as well. Brew up some tea, hold your loved ones close, and let's get through another day!
As always, feel free to share your commentaries, suggestions, and let me know what you want to see more (or less) of within these posts. If you're feeling your own cold streak physically, emotionally, or mentally I want to (again) say my door is always open so feel free to DM me and we can continue our conversations privately. It's a rough winter and year for many of us as the cold sweeps in and as heartache hits some of us harder than ever before.
Before you rush off to bed, work, or wherever you may be headed be sure to stop by my new Suicide Girls Fan account on Instagram "XanderKenobi" and let me know what you'd like to see and leave some love as I celebrate my favorites sets of each day as well as some hopeful and photographer spotlights. Also, go visit @kaliva now because she has a great contest going on so be sure to jump in and spread the word to all of your SG friends! The contest details are HERE. I'll include the video, but I do urge you to visit her actual blog post and read the post besides watching her beautiful lips make wondrous words in a sensuous voice. š
Good night! All the love!
Xander
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