@lady gifted us with a double set re-imagining of the game Clue featuring some of SG's sexiest ladies. Game night will never be the same. Seriously, you wish you had game nights with a fraction of these beautiful women involved. My game nights only ever involved multiple bags of chips, coffee, Mountain Dew, some Guns n Roses or Billy Idol, and a bunch of dudes in really nerdy shirts. The only thing that changed over the years was less game nights, everyone but me is married, everyone but me has a beer gut, and I sometimes inquire whether they know any recent divorcees (since single women are almost extinct). 😏
Before we hit the jump with the players I thought I would share the link to @lady's recent PSA on SG positivity: HERE.
Does anyone remember my first post introducing the players and suspects? Can YOU name the players without cheating?
Time's up.
Starting left and heading clockwise we have @sarelle, @saturn, @skella, and @apollo
Hailing from Motor City, @sarelle is a multi-lingual genius that's as beautiful as she is intelligent, as versed in words as she is she in board games (that might be a slight exaggeration), and rocks the Wu-Tang better than any girl I've ever met, actually. Oddly, I haven't met that many attractive ladies that featured some stellar brains jamming out to Wu in their whip. That's an unimportant and completely random factoid. However, she features some stellar Japanese inspired ink, a Wu logo, some pretty spectacular quotes, and a "beautiful heart" (if I'm not mistaken) right by her beautiful rear end. I feel like there's a message in that somewhere. Oh, she also released a book that she briefly mentioned on her page. I only just learned this so I can't really up-sell it to you at the moment
If I had to describe this dreamy slice of heaven I would have to start with those earthen-toned eyes because they keep these feet firmly grounded by their gravitational spell. Standing up straight is a little difficult once you see that smile break and her lips part as if they were trying to whisper dream spells directly into your neural link, but I've managed pretty well myself so far. I did already mention her bum, though, did I not?! It's a lovely perk, but I love that hair as well. Pick a set and I love it. She's just very hypnotic to admire. Speaking of admiration, there does happen to be her very first set that has not hit SOTD yet if you so yearn to help keep her portfolio consistent. Just a thought.
Atomic Tangerine by @lady
Petite Chaise Bleue by @smashbase
Fix by @lady
@saturn hails from another world. No, seriously, she's aptly named because she's out of this world gorgeous and I'm pretty sure her love of pizza might excel beyond mine. She's been featured numerous times by the Pizzaboyzzz on their Instagram and sometimes causes me to spend crazy amounts of money with those guys. Little known fact, there is an Ohio connection as I was informed during a short conversation after one of my many late night delivery orders hit their inbox. I love the blue hair, but that blonde hair with some colorful ends looks fantastic on that beautiful head of hers.
I sometimes have to remind myself that her deviously smiling lips and delectably sexy eyes are not found below the waist where rests a gorgeous derriere. No amount of Majora or Sailor Moon tattoos could distract me from a slice of dat ass. It sounds really weird to say that because it's not my style, but she has a slice of pizza adorning her bum like a bonus treat just to make you even more hungry. I might actually order a pizza right now, in fact. Thanks, @saturn. I'm going to be pizza fat because of you... and you probably don't care. Don't let me eat alone. Anyone want to split a pie?
Sirenita by @milloux
Blue Dream by @gemmaedwardsuk (I don't know if that's a bathing suit or lingerie, but daaaaaaammmmn. 😍 I'm buying that for my next blue haired ex-girlfriend.)
Treat or Trick by @milloux (This post may have been better suited closer to Halloween, but every day is Halloween, right?)
Slasher Slumber Party by @gemmaedwardsuk (More Halloween! I never had a slumber party anything quite like this even though I've many times roomed with all women. Being the respectful one that has already seen the lady bits and can turn around when asked, the ability to not mind piles of hundreds of towels in the bathroom, and the fact I'm either using the same bathroom first or hours later usually tags me as the perfect choice during conventions and other situations that require maxed out rooms. I'm just lucky most times everyone is cool with friendly cuddling when we share beds because it's about the only action I ever see. 😅😂 I respectfully cuddle, though. I do leave it open to sexy bearded men as well just to keep it fair.)
My Milkshake by @sunshine (I love milkshakes and this is a pretty rad diner-themed set.)
With @annasthesia in Sailor Scouts by @sunshine
Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? by @harrythethird
Serenity by @sunshine
Into the Light by @milloux
@skella hails from New York and has the most delightful big smile to fit her cute little frame. I know we all agree that most people we meet are much smaller in person and she was no exception, but she definitely has as big a heart as her smile so don't let her fool you when you meet her on the Blackheart Burlesque Tour or anywhere else! She's super friggin' cute as well. Her photos do not do her justice. No offense to any of the photographers or even her own phone when she takes selfies, but she is really truly honestly completely super ultra mega cute. That made sense, right? I actually had a dream about her the other night but I can't remember much. Most of my dreams are something you might see on your Playstation or at the drive-in so it wasn't too out there... or was it?!
My secret is safe with you guys, right? You won't tell her about this mad crush I have and that the dream thing ins't just a nicety but a legit and factual happenstance? Same boat. You and I? Cool. Let's take a look at her sets, shall we?
Flowers Under Siege by @caustix
Linger In My Arms a Little Longer Baby by @lady
Chesapeake by @realityfilter
With @lady in Red Hot Like Pizza Supper by @smashbase
Vidre by @r_girardi
Solace by @saria
Sirena by @lady
Bombolles by @r_girardi (You can tell I really like her smile by now, right? 😅)
With @saria in Smitten by @lady
Sailor Sunset by @lady
Miel by @shaine
Oasis by @lady
Blush by @smashbase
Charmer by @brooklyn (This one is for you @hiptobes, though really I need someone to pick me up off the floor and I choose you.)
@apollo, why have we not talked yet so I can nail down this biography with more than personal opinion? We really should change that. We've both been around SG for quite a while. You live nearby. I visit Detroit now and again for roller derby.
Oh, the readers! I failed you again on this one. I do have the excuse that it's only been one week since my post introducing all the people involved in the Murder! sets, but I wanted to share the sets and maybe give a little more info that wasn't too personal... yeah. We'll pass on my failure and explore @apollo because she still deserves due credit.
Touching Lace by @brewin
American Dream by @jensen (Can you name the girls? I want to claim I might know two but can't hazard a guess so help me out!)
The Oracle by @alissa
Arboretum by @alissa
Airstream Enthusiast by @alissa
We can't forget the photographer who was as much a player as the four ladies listed above! If I dare need to introduce her then you have not spent any time on this site at all. Plus, it's late and she knows I praise her up and down all day long even outside of SG. Check out @lady in front of the camera!
Papillon by @coolicio
With @ivylina in Roulette by @smashbase
1BDI by @smashbase
Quite Contrary by @smashbase
End of the Rainbow by @smashbase
Rusalka by @smashbase
Ghost Loft by @smashbase
Now that you've met the players in this game, who would you invite to your game night? What's your favorite board game?
Coming Soon: The Suspects! 😎🤐
Stay tuned.
Xander
@rambo @missy
