I don't want to take up too much of your time with an introduction, but I must admit it was a true pleasure to finally meet (briefly) the gorgeous @skella as she hocked merchandise at the SG table. She found the very last medium size shirt of the tour exclusive tee as well as that awesome Blackheart Batbabe hoodie every one of you needs to own. I love hoodie weather because I don't really have anyone but a few small cats to attempt to cuddle so they keep me nice and toasty with hot cocoa (or tea) at my side during the beautiful autumn weather. If you really want me to model my SG gear... well, I'll gladly get to it soon. Up until last week the only merch I owned besides the three books and the DVDs was the... I believe it was the 2010 hoodie with the thumb holes and kinda fringed seams.
I believe that's enough of an introduction. If you require a manual on how to play the game then you can ask any of the models or the lovely @lady about the instructions, but I'm sure most of you know how to play the less sexy version. Speaking of sexy, have any of you played the Golden Girls version of Clue? Who ate the last piece of cheesecake in your last playthrough? I know most of you are dreaming of a game night that could even touch the fringes of how sexy this set proved it could be. Hell, I'd be excited to play the game with even 1 or 2 of these gorgeous ladies (or just about any hopeful or official SG) so you know that's what I'll be working on making come true... someday. If any of you do find a way to get so many lovely ladies in one room and play games do not hesitate to call me up. I'm sure the flight or drive can't be that long, right?
Allow me to introduce four players of Murder! at SG Manor: @skella, @apollo, @saturn, and @sarelle
@skella has an amazing 12 SOTDs with a mere 4 more waiting to hit front page. I can't claim to know if any existed before 2016, but she's been a productive member of SG since 2014 and I'm sure she's been breaking hearts since she was a mere child a foot high. In fact, I'm sure she broke hearts the moment she entered into this world. I admit I'm one of those stupid men that actually claims all babies look the same (hate on my for this comment, but please don't let it ruin this experience), but I have a gut feeling the amount of cheek pinching and "cute baby" comments probably went beyond what you wish people said about you. 😏 Seriously, she's an absolute doll and a true pleasure to meet even with brief words exchanged. If she wasn't already filling the arms of another I would gladly fill that space. It's one thing to fake nice for customers (I do it all the time in retail even within the pharmacy), but it's another to be a legit sweetheart and mean every word and every smile you share. Plus, she is so very much cuter in person. It's usually true with most of hopefuls and models I've met over the years, but damn(!) is she so... I don't have words.
@apollo has 3 SOTDs of her own with 8 total sets currently posted in her SG portolfio since 2012. Is portfolio the right term? Collection, maybe? I admit I do not know her well despite being around during some of my earlier days, but at this very moment I will tell you that she's looking pretty cute. The sets sitting in MR from her early years are definitely worth checking out and I know 6 years isn't much but I'm loving this current hair and she looks good... really good. I shouldn't be "that guy" and want to learn more based on appearances, but when it's the first exposure you have to someone it can actually be a nice springboard to getting to know someone that could end up being your best friend. It's okay to have a few hot friends as long as you don't collect too many. When you're looking like me you create competition with a bigger collection of hotties. Just being honest. 😉 I ramble, but @apollo, you can hit me up any time for random conversation so we can fix this lack of knowledge, eh?
@saturn has 10 SOTDs and 1 (the sequel to Murder!) waiting to hit FP. Wow! I haven't been exposed well enough to her, but pizza bum tattoos are my thing so I'll be checking her out more often than I should admit. My only tattoo (right now) is of a pizza so I'm sure we'd get along just great, right? She loves pizza and so do I. She has a really cute bum and I am a fan of booty. I love her vibrant hair in the sets (though her blond hair is really cute with the colored ends). Like the 6th planet from Sol (our sun) she's a pretty big deal with the amount of hearts she's broken into with those delectable eyes as tasty as a Chicago deep dish and I'm convinced the more I dive beyond her rings and get to know this lord of the titans that I'll be infatuated as the rest of you.
@sarelle only needs 3 SOTDs to ruler everything around you much like Wu Tang's cash, but much like our planetary friend @saturn she's "Sunshower" shining down those beautiful rays on the lucky ones that stumble upon her. Why is it we're so close yet so far from each other @sarelle, huh? Wu Tang might roll 20 deep (I've lost track how many members there are anymore), but she only need roll one deep to make as much impact on the hearts of millions. Yes, millions. She doesn't need a number tracked on her Instagram or her SG profile to tell you that every street she walks down earns 10 new fans on a regular basis. I wish I walked those streets because she is hella beautiful and if I'm not going to be the "one" I can at least pretend I am for about 10 seconds during work commutes or stops at the local coffee shop, right?
Before we get into the stars of the game via the spirit of Jumanji with the suspects jumping off the board and into our dreams we should probably (re)introduce @lady. This beautiful and talented photographer/model has been pleasuring our dreams and hearts since 2013 with too many sets to count. How she only has 2 STODs is beyond my belief, especially when one of the sets is a multi with @skella that's fun, filled with dreams of pizza, and total amazeballs. It's a word. Not really. The lack of the recent @coolicio is criminal. Honestly, the two SOTDs pale in comparison. I love you @smashbase and @ivylina, but Papillon makes me want to run away with her and live my life admiring her beauty day in a day out. It's a phenomenal set that brings that sensual and romantic side of her to light. Dare I list the a mere selection of the models she's had the honor of shooting for us silly fools? @azazel @karanlit @ivylina @cygnet @epyk @livay @indigo @clem @lilymai @fresa @phhoren @andrealynn @birdi and most of the models pictured in this set individually (if not all). She has a large number of SOTDs from this year alone and a lot that should be SOTD any day now, but if you need more proof about how amazing she is you'll have to check out her profile because this blog post would make you cry as you attempted to read the entire thing in a few short days.
The Suspects:
@loveless (Mrs. White) only has 3 sets with two being SOTD, but that set by @alissa Houses of the Holy has me feeling anything but her namesake. I'm sure most of you can agree if we're seeing it as a SOTD back in May. She's one of the hottest maids to ever clean up a mess or make a mess of her own when she confronts Mr. Green. It's the only "multi" within a "multi", so to speak, when we consider the players a simple and sexy introduction to the game. If only it were strip Clue, right? 😏 If you haven't checked out her lovely work outside of SG you're missing out. She's colorfully fitting for the Autumn months with that red hair and vibrantly colored ink upon flawless petite curves. I won't spoil it, but you can find a few previews on her page. Also, she has a new set coming up in the next month by @alissa as well as another to follow two months later by @floydian! I'm excited to see how much more she has to offer the site and this community. One can only imagine the heat in Arizona where this lovely lass resides. If spontaneous combustion were a real thing I believe a lot of people would be filling up the burn unit at hospitals near her city of residence. I feel the heatwave already and I'm in the cold and wet Midwest. I'm starting to think we're Seattle with how much rain we've been getting recently.
No offense to all the beautiful people featured in this post, but @romany is one of my favorite people to have ever had the pleasure to befriend on this site. She's definitely not a mister, but as the gruff Mr Green (originally Reverend Green) she still looks pretty damn sexy. She only has 3 SOTDs, surprisingly, but I have no doubt Boy Bye and Slay will soon follow. It's been forever and a day since her set shot by @writeboy made it's debut and SOTD status, but @romany has only grown more beautiful since she introduced herself as the vivacious Vamp ready to suck every ounce of love out of you. It's not just about the sanguine for the true vamps. It's about what it represents. Blood is life but life is love. Without love do we even have life? Something to think about. Snakes, rats, deep dish, oh my! I don't know about any of my readers, but when a gorgeous woman like this rolls with interests like that I know I have zero trouble admitting I kinda love her. I hope I'm never the one she says "boy bye" to but hot damn do I love this cosplaying beauty. She's no stranger to comic cons or being so very friendly so I urge you to drop by and deliver some greetings her direction if you've haven't done so already. Though I ask you not steal her away because I am saving my heart for her. 😉💚
@penny (Miss Scarlet) is the obvious seductress of the game looking sexy in red but requiring none of that color therapy to induce a little passion. She's one of the sexiest vegans I wish I could meet for even a brief moment and superbly sexy. I still wonder if she's real at times. I understand there is plenty proof that she's all too real, but is it legal to be this gorgeous in reality? Though she always plays the part of the seductress with her piercing eyes and confidence that grows exponentially she also has quite an adorable smile when she breaks character and decides to come a little closer to the ground with us mere mortals. I'm not saying that she's above us in any way, but she floats into a lot of dreams and that's for damn sure. Name one person who hasn't fantasized about her dropping by to break their heart for that one single moment of the most pure and fiery passion ever possible.. or likely impossible, semantics. She has 4 SOTDs and while I agree with all of you 😉 that the other 3 should be SOTD as well I will be damned if In Bloom by @sobelle doesn't take the front page soon. The Dark Side and Velveteen by @writeboy and @lady, respectively, were amazing sets to introduce her into my life and rightly so, but that @sobelle set is just so very very good. I would go as far to say that I think @sobelle sets are pretty underrated on this site because she's given me even more reason to crush (or fall in love) with a few ladies on this site and I feel they've still been inches from SOTD like the worst teasers in history.. or like Guardians 3 never coming out after this James Gunn situation. It must happen! The SOTD thing... Guardians, too, but I meant for that set to go FP.
The Suspects as featured in Murder! at SG Manor: The Conclusion:
@arriane (Professor Plum), I don't know much about you, but I do know I love anything in the shade of purple. If it meant the ability to question you about this yet unsolved murder could I possibly place you under arrest? I wouldn't use handcuffs... unless you wanted me to. 😏 As for you, my audience, I don't know a lot about the mysterious (to me) but gorgeous @arriane but I'm sure going to be looking deeper into this beauty's profile to get a little secret know how and weasel my way into her heart. Don't tell, though. With an astounding 5 SOTDs under her plaid pants and 4 too underrated to somehow make it FP (two are by @lady and pretty stunning after a brief first time look) she's definitely sparked some interest beyond my purple bias/fetish. Have I ever said I like a girl in cute Knit Green Caps and Cinnamon Buns hair as well as adorable glasses? No? We're off to a good start, right? I might not be able to focus on Professor Plum's lecture at University, but I won't be missing any of those classes... ever. I think I'm staying enrolled well past graduation.
@dojikko (Mrs Peacock) is my Canadian love affair. No, I didn't steal her away from her actual love no matter how much I would love to do so, but as an intelligent, talented, and truly beautiful woman I can't help but have much more than a crush on her. She has 2 SOTDs and 2 in MR, but that early set Burning Desire by @shaine is so f'n perfect. It features that rare @dojikko smile and, my lord, is it so beautiful. I would go overboard trying to make those lips ease into a smile on a regular basis if I lived anywhere near her, but I'll settle for the rare glimpse if I have to for now. American Beauty was a great set by @lady that actually turned out very well for a movie-inspired set and Botanica by @smashbaseis actually pretty damn sweet. I love the greens and the very down to earth beauty that she portrayed... no, that she is within that set. She's too friggin gorgeous. Desire, however, is my forever favorite. The set didn't go overboard with anything, but it's a very homey and cool setting, she looks amazing in that dress, and that smile is too perfect. She looks so cute with her pink hair. I hope this set never leaves SG and if it does I hope someone will give me a digital copy of all the images. I'm lazy. I know I can download, but I enjoy coming her to look at sets. It gives me an excuse to communicate with the girls more often. Oh, and that set she shot of @rileyash titled Lapis Lazuli is so very amazing. I could talk for hours on the set, but I have never loved either of these women as much as I did prior to this set. @rileyash is a gorgeous soul, as well, and that set is not one to be missed. It needs to go FP yesterday and @dojikko needs to go full time photographer for SG. Check it out and I'm sure you'll agree.
@sierhaus (Colonel Mustard) is another truly gorgeous gal to feature 3 SOTDs and 1 that somehow trails behind in MR despite having 3k hearts! @lady introduced us with When a Fire Starts to Burn and ever since I've felt that fire continue to burn deep inside. If you haven't seen her smile then you've yet to experience life. You have not lived until you've had that adventure make an impression among the daily matters maintained in your life. Sarabi by @smashbase was the set that had me pulse pounding and my infatuation grew to a super crush so it's going to remain a favorite of mine. Lioness by @writeboy is what made me jealous of any lover to set foot in her life. If I could admire those lovely curves, gaze into those eyes for hours, and join lips after witnessing that dreamy smile... well... I'm sharing too much. She looks ready to be the next Lara or Nathan Drake if they starred in a more comedic role closer to Clue than Indiana Jones and I'm ready to see it on the big screen. If you haven't seen her witchy ways in her recent post then I'll urge you to do so right now.
I think that sums up the players and suspects for this two part set and we've already seen the first part go SOTD just recently so it's a matter of time before the conclusion hits FP. Also, most of these girls do have sets hitting MR within the next 1-4 months so be sure to give them all a follow to stay up to date. I'll be keeping my eyes peeled and posting blogs as they hit the interwebs.
It's question time! Who's your favorite player? Which suspect do you think did it (ignoring the conclusion if you've already seen their answer)? Who's your favorite suspect between the two sets? If you could choose 3 SGs (or hopefuls) who would you choose to play a board game with? Creating your own suspect name, location, and weapon what is your funniest idea for a Clue solution? If @lady or anyone else did another game night what game would you like to see (Fireball Island, Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, etc)? Who would you like to see star in a board game multi? If Suicide Girls teamed up with Hasbro to bring an official SG Clue who would you like to see on the suspect cards that you think best represent each character, in your own opinion?
I ran short on time and wrote more than enough so I'll cut loose here and leave you to your day. I hope all of you enjoyed your weekend and wish all of you a very spooky Halloween!
What are you dressing up as this year? Post pics or it didn't happen! (Feel free to tag me so I'm sure to see the post)
I will try to do a follow up post on the individual sets of each girl featured in this two part multi so I'll link the post here once it's complete. Keep an eye out for it! It'll be a fun look into all the sets each has contributed to this lovely community. If you're not already a member of the site and reading this now is a great time to get yourself a gift or convince someone to gift you a subscription which you can get directly through the site or at any Blackheart Burlesque tour.
Love forever and always,
Xander
@rambo @missy
