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Friday: Not much to tell this week. Went down the Tap and for the first time in ages their was a big group of people their, we played Uno and Karly complained that we were using Tap N Tin rules (trumping card and calling everyone cunts). Went to Secrets with Mills to see Izy DJing (well it makes a welcome change to the Manor, since Ive started DJing there, my Friday nights have just become THE MANOR and nothing else). Her and Mash were just playing Indie stuff so there wasnt a lot for Mills and me. There were a couple of funny things, like noticing Secrets is mostly illuminated by black lights, so if you had a cumstain on your trousers it would show up as a luminous white patch and also the sign Izy wanted to put up saying the best dancers will be given tips, to which I suggested to wait for the drunk Indie kids top amble over from the Manor and start dancing around the poles on the stage (Secrets is a strip club during the day) and start throwing coins at them. It came to me that if The Manor got it late license back, Secrets would lose most of its business, as fuck all people go there until Manor stop serving. After Mash and Izys set, Mills and me pissed off to the Tap, stayed a little while (and Im not sure but I think I talked to the two girls who offered me a blow job last week (well if it wasnt them, then two girl who really look like them), which means if theyre old enough to get into the Tap then they arent jailbait like I thought they were) then we left to get our taxis.

Saturday: Awakened by my mum screaming and an almighty crash in the kitchen, I ran downstairs to find the back of one of the cupboards had rotted away and fallen on the floor. Helped dad get the cupboard outside and salvaged for cups and plates that werent broken. Went out, got an Isis album. Came back home, got my new printer running. Stayed in and read Bukowski, too tired to go out anyway.