xgoatboyx

Some pikey cunt tried to mug me on Monday. I was in a kebab shop and ordered some chips when he came up and asked me for a pound so he and his friend could share a portion of chips between them. I politely tried to tell him that I only had enough money for myself and to get a cab home (this in hindsight was a mistake). Then some more of his friends came in, he told the kebab people that I was going to pay for their chips (luckily they know me and knew he was full of shit). I get served my chips and he tries to grab them, I leave, he follows me, puts his arms around my head and says arent you going to give me your chips mate? and then wrestles me to the ground, sending some my chips flying across the pavement, I nearly lose my cap and one of the badges on it, I pick them up (leaving the chips on the floor) and quickly hurry across the road while he tells me to give him my money. I try to make my way back a pub were my friend works were two bouncers are standing in front of, he grabs me by my hoodie and tries to strangle me. When he sees that he isnt going to get anything from me (or more likely, he has noticed the bouncers and realises he could get his arse kicked) he says fuck you then and goes back to the kebab. I tell the bouncers and and my mate about it and it turns out my mate went to school with him (and it looks like he was one of the same guys that mugged my friend Steve last year). I finish whats left of my chips and make my way to the Taxi bay, shitting myself because I can still see them wondering around the area near it and there arent that many taxis about. I cower in the train station until one comes and count my blessing that Im only very shaken but with all my possessions still with me. I nearly felt like crying when I got in the cab, Ive been nearly mugged before in London once and it left me very bitter whenever I think about it. I hate people.