Friday: Kept waking up during the night from nightmares, two vivid ones that I remember:
I have shot and killed a man then stolen some pills off him with the intention of selling them. The police come round my house and search for weapons and drugs, I have put the pills in the head of a small soft toy dog and hidden it with the gun down the back of the sofa while the police arent looking, while the police are upstairs I realise that I havent picked a good hiding place, I successfully get rid of the gun but have no time to hide the toy dog when the police come back downstairs.
Some fat annoying people are in a cinema with me, as I leave one of the fat men throws popcorn at me and goes into another film without paying with his mate and a fat girl, I follow them with the intention of kicking the fat guy up the arse, he runs from me, I pick up a glass bottle, I find the fat guy sitting with the girl, I crack him in the head with the bottle then turn around and do the same to his friend as hes walking up the stairs towards me. I leave the cinema past a couple of policemen, knowing they have nothing on me.
Bored shitless during the day, watched Return Of The Living Dead 3 I taped off the Horror channel the night before (shit, they didnt even try to make it funny like the first two). Ordered a crap load of CDs off netsounds.com (got Sweatin To The Oldies by Spazz for under thirty pounds from a Canadian seller, that may seem too much but that albums so rare I seen it being sold for over sixty pounds). Walked into Strood to get the bus to Chatham, got to the Tap and ran into Natasha and her friend, then Chris got there with a girl from Rainham wearing with fake vampire teeth superglued over her incisors then we all went to the Manor. Really felt like killing someone I was so fucked off after two hours went back to the Tap and ran into Mills and his brother after they had just came from a funeral, chatted with him for a little while then he got fed up and went home. Chris showed up a little while later, found Natalie and we all hung out for about an hour then they left so Natalie could give Chris a lift home, went over to the Kebab shop with the police across the street, found so Chavy blokes with blood streaming from their noses talking about the fight that just happened, one guy was yelling as he was talking about it, a short angry black man came over to him and told him to quiet down so the Chavy guy started yelling at him and the angry little black man yelled back at him and I left the Kebab and stood outside to get a safe viewing place, after a minute they both calmed down I went back in to get some chips with the angry little black man yelling at the people working there to get his order right. Left just in time to see to Chavs get into a fight, they were standing in the middle of the road adopting a boxing stance then just started taking roundhouse swings at each other (Id like to say slapping each other like girls but unfunnily it wasnt like that), one guy grabbed the other and bounced his head off a cars back window and sent him down, the guys friends ran up to him yelling go on, STAB HIM I saw Chris and Natalie and ran over saying how funny this was, Natalies friend didnt agree, though she did say the idea of Chavs killing each other was. Got a cab home to find a note saying Ive got an interview for a Heath & Safety assistant at a company in Strood first of next month, apparently they called right after I left the house.
OK, not much this week so heres something extra Ive been sitting on for a little while, an American program called Bullshit, presented by Penn and Teller, an episode about how the bible is riddled with inaccuracies (just under half an hour)
And another about PETA (over fifteen minutes)
I have shot and killed a man then stolen some pills off him with the intention of selling them. The police come round my house and search for weapons and drugs, I have put the pills in the head of a small soft toy dog and hidden it with the gun down the back of the sofa while the police arent looking, while the police are upstairs I realise that I havent picked a good hiding place, I successfully get rid of the gun but have no time to hide the toy dog when the police come back downstairs.
Some fat annoying people are in a cinema with me, as I leave one of the fat men throws popcorn at me and goes into another film without paying with his mate and a fat girl, I follow them with the intention of kicking the fat guy up the arse, he runs from me, I pick up a glass bottle, I find the fat guy sitting with the girl, I crack him in the head with the bottle then turn around and do the same to his friend as hes walking up the stairs towards me. I leave the cinema past a couple of policemen, knowing they have nothing on me.
Bored shitless during the day, watched Return Of The Living Dead 3 I taped off the Horror channel the night before (shit, they didnt even try to make it funny like the first two). Ordered a crap load of CDs off netsounds.com (got Sweatin To The Oldies by Spazz for under thirty pounds from a Canadian seller, that may seem too much but that albums so rare I seen it being sold for over sixty pounds). Walked into Strood to get the bus to Chatham, got to the Tap and ran into Natasha and her friend, then Chris got there with a girl from Rainham wearing with fake vampire teeth superglued over her incisors then we all went to the Manor. Really felt like killing someone I was so fucked off after two hours went back to the Tap and ran into Mills and his brother after they had just came from a funeral, chatted with him for a little while then he got fed up and went home. Chris showed up a little while later, found Natalie and we all hung out for about an hour then they left so Natalie could give Chris a lift home, went over to the Kebab shop with the police across the street, found so Chavy blokes with blood streaming from their noses talking about the fight that just happened, one guy was yelling as he was talking about it, a short angry black man came over to him and told him to quiet down so the Chavy guy started yelling at him and the angry little black man yelled back at him and I left the Kebab and stood outside to get a safe viewing place, after a minute they both calmed down I went back in to get some chips with the angry little black man yelling at the people working there to get his order right. Left just in time to see to Chavs get into a fight, they were standing in the middle of the road adopting a boxing stance then just started taking roundhouse swings at each other (Id like to say slapping each other like girls but unfunnily it wasnt like that), one guy grabbed the other and bounced his head off a cars back window and sent him down, the guys friends ran up to him yelling go on, STAB HIM I saw Chris and Natalie and ran over saying how funny this was, Natalies friend didnt agree, though she did say the idea of Chavs killing each other was. Got a cab home to find a note saying Ive got an interview for a Heath & Safety assistant at a company in Strood first of next month, apparently they called right after I left the house.
OK, not much this week so heres something extra Ive been sitting on for a little while, an American program called Bullshit, presented by Penn and Teller, an episode about how the bible is riddled with inaccuracies (just under half an hour)
And another about PETA (over fifteen minutes)
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