It's dark and rainy and just generally shitty out today. I'm already tired thanks to my mom stomping around being pissed at the world for no reason at 3:30am. Today is going to be suckage. I hope at least that the weather gets better...
Every time my father comes here, my mother bitches about everything and nothing [but mainly my rats] for days after. It doesn't matter that I just cleaned the cage, scrubbed it down, and gave them baths - they're still stinky to her when she's pissed. It's all in her head, she just needs something to take her agression out on, and I think she knows better than to keep taking it out on me so she just chooses something that can't fight back.
I can't wait for today to be done and fucking over with...
I had a super shitty 'job interview' yesterday, which was more like the guy entertaining himself at my expense for no real reason...
One of the first things he asked me: 'What are you? 20? 22?'
Me: '19.'
Him: 'What responsibilities do you have at 19 that require you to make more than $500 a week?'
My response: ' Uhh...I have a new car, and rent, bills to pay. I'm pretty self sufficient, I need the money...Why?'
Next: 'What kind of car do you have?'
Me: 'Impala.'
Him: 'Impala? What year?'
Me: '04'
Him: 'Chevy's are queer. You shoulda bought a ford.'
Uhh..what? There were so many quick comebacks that popped into my head when he said that, but I was good and I bit my tongue well - not something I do often. But I think that when - if - he calls, I'm going to tell him that me and my queer Chevy are going to stick to what we already do, and he can stick to being an fire fighting asshole. Asshole.
Long weekend ahead of me; that's super exciting. Four whole days off, with nothing to do but nothing at all, which is exactly what I need, I think...
Today, though, I have a ton of ass-hauling to do. First, it's past 7 already and I've not even begun getting ready for work. When I get home, there's so much I have to do to the house so my mother can have the new floors put down, it's rediculous. [If she'd pick up after herself, I would't have to do nearly as much. Bitch. ] I also have to find a way to mom-proof my bedroom while still allowing her into my entry room, since she's having that floor done first. She's got this heinous habit of going through my things when I'm not home - and I mean everything from my closet to my books. Plus, I've got a feeling that since I'm not going to be home for four days, she's going to pull something tricky with my ratties. I don't really want to come home and find the whole cage on the front porch like last time I had rats...
Then tomorrow, I've got no work (since the bastards cut our hours). I'm planning on finishing shit up here and then going to have a late breakfast (at IHOP! ) with an old friend. Then, after the boy get's out of work, we're gonna go cause a ruckus at EB with psychozimeffnes. Word, ya heard meh? Should be a hoot...
And then, it's nothing but relaxin', watchin' TV, and doing nothing. We need this...
I'm super disappointed that my naughty things havn't come yet. I paid like, $10 extra to get that shit here fast but when I track my order, it says it's not been updated since the 27th, when it was shipped out. I want that shit yesterday! That's why I gave you bastards extra fucking money! GRR! Assholes!
Anyhoo...
Two weeks til the SG East Coast Camping Trip. I'm excited, son! It's going to be a hoot n' a half. I think we're going shopping for the necessities that we don't already have this weekend...? I don't know. Regardless!... Camping!
And, randomly, may I ask why so many people 'hate' killing animals and animal cruelty and yadda yadda, but are very fond of eating meat? Now, I'm not one to judge, and certainly not one to push my moral standings or opinions on others, but honestly...can you be more hypocritical? "Animal cruelty makes me sad. Damn, that cheeseburger was good!"
(Not so) Random Update!:
Today was not-so-much-suckage, or at least there was not as much suckage as I had planned on experiencing. The weather got better and thanks to caffeine (which hates me...) I'm not as tired as I should be for only getting a few hours of sleep.
Also...whic at work, I got an email from UPS telling me my package had arrived, so I rushed home to retrieve it on my lunch break and I took my goodies back to work with me. A coworker and I checked them out in my car. I stuck the one with the suction cup to my windsheild, and we had a good laugh...at the expense of some guy seeing my freshly unpackaged dildo stuck to my windsheild.
Right now, I'm procrastinating like a mofo. Actually, I'm just waiting for my mother to go to bed so I can get something accomplished - whenever she's awake, she's got to be up my ass.
/end (Not so) Random Update!
Every time my father comes here, my mother bitches about everything and nothing [but mainly my rats] for days after. It doesn't matter that I just cleaned the cage, scrubbed it down, and gave them baths - they're still stinky to her when she's pissed. It's all in her head, she just needs something to take her agression out on, and I think she knows better than to keep taking it out on me so she just chooses something that can't fight back.
I can't wait for today to be done and fucking over with...
I had a super shitty 'job interview' yesterday, which was more like the guy entertaining himself at my expense for no real reason...
One of the first things he asked me: 'What are you? 20? 22?'
Me: '19.'
Him: 'What responsibilities do you have at 19 that require you to make more than $500 a week?'
My response: ' Uhh...I have a new car, and rent, bills to pay. I'm pretty self sufficient, I need the money...Why?'
Next: 'What kind of car do you have?'
Me: 'Impala.'
Him: 'Impala? What year?'
Me: '04'
Him: 'Chevy's are queer. You shoulda bought a ford.'
Uhh..what? There were so many quick comebacks that popped into my head when he said that, but I was good and I bit my tongue well - not something I do often. But I think that when - if - he calls, I'm going to tell him that me and my queer Chevy are going to stick to what we already do, and he can stick to being an fire fighting asshole. Asshole.
Long weekend ahead of me; that's super exciting. Four whole days off, with nothing to do but nothing at all, which is exactly what I need, I think...
Today, though, I have a ton of ass-hauling to do. First, it's past 7 already and I've not even begun getting ready for work. When I get home, there's so much I have to do to the house so my mother can have the new floors put down, it's rediculous. [If she'd pick up after herself, I would't have to do nearly as much. Bitch. ] I also have to find a way to mom-proof my bedroom while still allowing her into my entry room, since she's having that floor done first. She's got this heinous habit of going through my things when I'm not home - and I mean everything from my closet to my books. Plus, I've got a feeling that since I'm not going to be home for four days, she's going to pull something tricky with my ratties. I don't really want to come home and find the whole cage on the front porch like last time I had rats...
Then tomorrow, I've got no work (since the bastards cut our hours). I'm planning on finishing shit up here and then going to have a late breakfast (at IHOP! ) with an old friend. Then, after the boy get's out of work, we're gonna go cause a ruckus at EB with psychozimeffnes. Word, ya heard meh? Should be a hoot...
And then, it's nothing but relaxin', watchin' TV, and doing nothing. We need this...
I'm super disappointed that my naughty things havn't come yet. I paid like, $10 extra to get that shit here fast but when I track my order, it says it's not been updated since the 27th, when it was shipped out. I want that shit yesterday! That's why I gave you bastards extra fucking money! GRR! Assholes!
Anyhoo...
Two weeks til the SG East Coast Camping Trip. I'm excited, son! It's going to be a hoot n' a half. I think we're going shopping for the necessities that we don't already have this weekend...? I don't know. Regardless!... Camping!
And, randomly, may I ask why so many people 'hate' killing animals and animal cruelty and yadda yadda, but are very fond of eating meat? Now, I'm not one to judge, and certainly not one to push my moral standings or opinions on others, but honestly...can you be more hypocritical? "Animal cruelty makes me sad. Damn, that cheeseburger was good!"
(Not so) Random Update!:
Today was not-so-much-suckage, or at least there was not as much suckage as I had planned on experiencing. The weather got better and thanks to caffeine (which hates me...) I'm not as tired as I should be for only getting a few hours of sleep.
Also...whic at work, I got an email from UPS telling me my package had arrived, so I rushed home to retrieve it on my lunch break and I took my goodies back to work with me. A coworker and I checked them out in my car. I stuck the one with the suction cup to my windsheild, and we had a good laugh...at the expense of some guy seeing my freshly unpackaged dildo stuck to my windsheild.
Right now, I'm procrastinating like a mofo. Actually, I'm just waiting for my mother to go to bed so I can get something accomplished - whenever she's awake, she's got to be up my ass.
/end (Not so) Random Update!
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