I thought today was going to suck, and...well..maybe it did a little, but it was better than I thought it was going to be, I think..
Yeah, anyway...
Job interview = EXTRA creepy, with a capital EXTRA.
As if it weren't creepy enough that the guy who's interviewing me tells me to meet him at Friendly's, but it's even creepier that when I get there...there are only two guys there - both look to be in their mid 40's - and I ask, "Are one of you two Allen?"
And you know what they do? They look at each other, look me up and down, look back at each other, then say "No, sorry."
I was severely fucking creeped out, but at least I got a day off work for no real reason. It's times like this that I'm thankful I'm not hot, or else that may have been disasterous.
So you know what I did?...
Do you?...
I went shopping!
In an attempt to be a nice daughter, I figured I'd get my father a card for father's day while I was out, even though I havn't seen him in months and the last time I did see him, he ignored me. But...I just couldn't really bring myself to drop the money on it. Oh well, maybe I'll make him one. Better yet, I'll just call and say hi, instead. If I can find the number...
Speaking of money, my car insurance is paaaaaid off until October 6th, and that means I got an extra $320 a month, I think! Shh! No one tell my mother, or she'll jack the rent up again...
This means I can pay my credit cards off by the end of the summer...and get more inkage (and porn!! ), because fuck son, I needs me some more inkage (and porn!! ). I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have to have a job to pay for my car, I'd have a job just to pay for ink (..and porn..!!). Word, son, ya heard me?
Yeah...
I didn't really get anything while on this shopping spree of mine, though. I got some nifty sunglasses, which I've already lost in my car somewhere between there and here. I blame it on the sun. I wouldn't have lost them if it wasn't all overcast and rainy and crappy out - I'd have been wearing them! But, they've gotta be there somewhere, so...whatever.
Also, I'm painfully obsessed with underware. So, I got some. A lot of some. Like...9 pairs. I couldn't help it, everywhere I went - more underware I couldn't live without. I did, however, pass up a pretty sweet bag, because...well...it wasn't as sweet as the underware I found.
Yeah folks, that's about the most you'll ever see me talk about such nonsense...underware are seriously where it's at!
Speaking of painfully cute things:
There's something about this dress that makes me slightly moist. (and no, it's not the asian girl...) I can't help it!
I'm in love with black vinyl and metal:
Anyway, tomorrow is friday. That means I get out of work at 12:30, and oh how wonderful it is to get out of work early on a friday! It means I can start my weekend shenanigans that much earlier.
Alas, fair SGland, I digress...
Only 5 thursdays left until the SG East Coast Camping Trip. I'm already trembling with anticipation and excitment.
As Napoleon Dynamite would say, "Yessssssssssssss."
And with that, I'm out 'dis bitch, Son, ya heard?
Yeah, anyway...
Job interview = EXTRA creepy, with a capital EXTRA.
As if it weren't creepy enough that the guy who's interviewing me tells me to meet him at Friendly's, but it's even creepier that when I get there...there are only two guys there - both look to be in their mid 40's - and I ask, "Are one of you two Allen?"
And you know what they do? They look at each other, look me up and down, look back at each other, then say "No, sorry."
I was severely fucking creeped out, but at least I got a day off work for no real reason. It's times like this that I'm thankful I'm not hot, or else that may have been disasterous.
So you know what I did?...
Do you?...
I went shopping!
In an attempt to be a nice daughter, I figured I'd get my father a card for father's day while I was out, even though I havn't seen him in months and the last time I did see him, he ignored me. But...I just couldn't really bring myself to drop the money on it. Oh well, maybe I'll make him one. Better yet, I'll just call and say hi, instead. If I can find the number...
Speaking of money, my car insurance is paaaaaid off until October 6th, and that means I got an extra $320 a month, I think! Shh! No one tell my mother, or she'll jack the rent up again...
This means I can pay my credit cards off by the end of the summer...and get more inkage (and porn!! ), because fuck son, I needs me some more inkage (and porn!! ). I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have to have a job to pay for my car, I'd have a job just to pay for ink (..and porn..!!). Word, son, ya heard me?
Yeah...
I didn't really get anything while on this shopping spree of mine, though. I got some nifty sunglasses, which I've already lost in my car somewhere between there and here. I blame it on the sun. I wouldn't have lost them if it wasn't all overcast and rainy and crappy out - I'd have been wearing them! But, they've gotta be there somewhere, so...whatever.
Also, I'm painfully obsessed with underware. So, I got some. A lot of some. Like...9 pairs. I couldn't help it, everywhere I went - more underware I couldn't live without. I did, however, pass up a pretty sweet bag, because...well...it wasn't as sweet as the underware I found.
Yeah folks, that's about the most you'll ever see me talk about such nonsense...underware are seriously where it's at!
Speaking of painfully cute things:
There's something about this dress that makes me slightly moist. (and no, it's not the asian girl...) I can't help it!
I'm in love with black vinyl and metal:
Anyway, tomorrow is friday. That means I get out of work at 12:30, and oh how wonderful it is to get out of work early on a friday! It means I can start my weekend shenanigans that much earlier.
Alas, fair SGland, I digress...
Only 5 thursdays left until the SG East Coast Camping Trip. I'm already trembling with anticipation and excitment.
As Napoleon Dynamite would say, "Yessssssssssssss."
And with that, I'm out 'dis bitch, Son, ya heard?
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I keep getting these urges to go shopping.. and buy painfully cute things that i'll never really wear. mmm.. vinyl and metal..