Today=Randomimity:
My boss is a twat, and my coworkers are cunts, for the most part. Okay, so it's really only one of them that qualifies as a cunt. But...it's a big, smelly, oozing cunt. [For real - this bitch always smells like unkempt bleeding box.
]
[I am feeling pretty unkempt myself, right now - my hair is beyond needing a touch up, my nails don chipped polish and uneven edges, my hoodie smells like stale Red Bull (thanks, asshat
) and my shoes - fuck help them - are falling apart...]
GAH!
Pressing forward:
I bought books yesterday. Barnes&Noble has a killer clearance right now: four books=$30. Score.
My python, Thor, will not eat rats. And so yesterday, I bought him a gerbil (because normally, he will eat gerbils if nothing else). The kid at the pet store wacked it for me, but he still wouldn't eat that, even when I wiggled it. So, I had to give him mice...which are too damn small for him. Picky bastard.
On a more positive note, I had a fanfuckingtabulous weekend [that ended in crazy pornstar sex, even!] and this week I begin weaning the doctors and therapists and nurtritionists back out of my schedule, which makes this little ball of evilness a happy one!
I am currently in Disinfectant Mode - as having things neat and clean makes me feel good about life - and my shed is neat and tidy.
New ink soon. For real, this time. A pal of mine is drawing it up this week/end. Excitement.
ALSO: A lot of these recent sets are awesome (especially compared to the absolute crap that was coming not too long ago ) I wanna see chicks with so many tattoos I don't know what ethnicity they are, goddamnit. If I wanted to look at Barbie, I'd be paying less somewhere else, ya heard?
Jesus fuck, I'm full of piss and vinegar today! [but at least I'm perky about it all! ]
I mailed out some letters this morning on my way to work. A few more go out this afternoon when I get out.
I like to paint. And so, I think I'm going to today when I get home...
I really want some lasagna. Like, really bad. Alas, no lasagna.
Speaking of things I want...
I'd also like some new friends. The ones I have (or thought I had) are not exactly the type of person I really want to be hanging around with. I have decided. And so, I would like to be your friend. In real life, I mean. Yes, you!
I am fucking hungry. Like woah. No joke!
I have crazy dreams. All the time. Turtles and kayaks and paradise islands. Bizzar.
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My boss is a twat, and my coworkers are cunts, for the most part. Okay, so it's really only one of them that qualifies as a cunt. But...it's a big, smelly, oozing cunt. [For real - this bitch always smells like unkempt bleeding box.
]
[I am feeling pretty unkempt myself, right now - my hair is beyond needing a touch up, my nails don chipped polish and uneven edges, my hoodie smells like stale Red Bull (thanks, asshat
) and my shoes - fuck help them - are falling apart...]
GAH!
Pressing forward:
I bought books yesterday. Barnes&Noble has a killer clearance right now: four books=$30. Score.
My python, Thor, will not eat rats. And so yesterday, I bought him a gerbil (because normally, he will eat gerbils if nothing else). The kid at the pet store wacked it for me, but he still wouldn't eat that, even when I wiggled it. So, I had to give him mice...which are too damn small for him. Picky bastard.
On a more positive note, I had a fanfuckingtabulous weekend [that ended in crazy pornstar sex, even!] and this week I begin weaning the doctors and therapists and nurtritionists back out of my schedule, which makes this little ball of evilness a happy one!
I am currently in Disinfectant Mode - as having things neat and clean makes me feel good about life - and my shed is neat and tidy.
New ink soon. For real, this time. A pal of mine is drawing it up this week/end. Excitement.
ALSO: A lot of these recent sets are awesome (especially compared to the absolute crap that was coming not too long ago
) I wanna see chicks with so many tattoos I don't know what ethnicity they are, goddamnit. If I wanted to look at Barbie, I'd be paying less somewhere else, ya heard?
Jesus fuck, I'm full of piss and vinegar today! [but at least I'm perky about it all!
]
I mailed out some letters this morning on my way to work. A few more go out this afternoon when I get out.
I like to paint. And so, I think I'm going to today when I get home...
I really want some lasagna. Like, really bad. Alas, no lasagna.
Speaking of things I want...
I'd also like some new friends. The ones I have (or thought I had) are not exactly the type of person I really want to be hanging around with. I have decided. And so, I would like to be your friend. In real life, I mean. Yes, you!
I am fucking hungry. Like woah. No joke!
I have crazy dreams. All the time. Turtles and kayaks and paradise islands. Bizzar.
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Fungus for you?
hooray for seeing to be kinda well.
in conclusion yes please we should hang out. we need to figure out schedules and such.