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When Elaine calls me to tell me that she had complications masturbating last night,
due to the fact that she just got her nails tipped and wrapped yesterday,
It makes me wonder what kind of vibe I give off, that people feel the need to tell me these things.


My boss, who assisted in my lay-off, wants to take me out to lunch tomorrow.

To garder belt, or not to garder belt...that is the question.