Enough with the fucking ironic mustaches!! You look like a douche bag. Period. I am reminded of Wesley Willis's advice for sufferers of that other loathesome fashion faux pas, the mullet. It applies equally well here:
Wesley Willis said:
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
And the flip-flips! My god the flip-flips! You aren't going to the fucking beach. You don't live in a tropic climate. Do you realize how silly you look wearing long pants and flip-flops. Oh wait, you don't, because you are wearing long pants and flip-flops. I swear I'm going to start stepping on people's toes. Get thee some arch support!
UPDATE:
And while I'm ranting, let me bitch about BU's vending contract. Fricking Pepsi everywhere. I hate Pepsi! More specifically Diet Pepsi. I need my bloody Diet Coke. Yes, Diet Coke tastes like shit, but its a far more please type of shit than frickin' Diet Pepsi. Plus you can usually get Fresca from Coke vending machines. Another high quality/low calorie refreshing beverage. What does Pepsi have to offer me. Nothing. Just Mt Dew Code Red ... and that's just not going to cut it.
Damnit! Somebody get me a Vernor's quick!
There are also plenty of moustaches and mullets out here in the valley. Some are worn for irony, some not. I don't know which is worse.
Thank you
hehe, thanx.