I pride myself on what I think is catlike grace. Like, I never fall down. Even tripping, I always catch myself. I think I'm pretty light on my fee. Not today. Not at all.
I fell down. A lot. In one day. It was a good thing the dodgeball tournament wasn't today. I tripped over a concrete barrier. Like I fell down it. Jacked up my shin on one leg an my knee on the other. Then, later, I tripped and when I tried to use my other foot to catch myself, it got caught, and I went down like a felled tree. Not even a little graceful
I then proceeded to hit myself in the head with one of those flip top trashcans. Don't ask how. It just wasn't my day. Not by a long shot...
I fell down. A lot. In one day. It was a good thing the dodgeball tournament wasn't today. I tripped over a concrete barrier. Like I fell down it. Jacked up my shin on one leg an my knee on the other. Then, later, I tripped and when I tried to use my other foot to catch myself, it got caught, and I went down like a felled tree. Not even a little graceful
I then proceeded to hit myself in the head with one of those flip top trashcans. Don't ask how. It just wasn't my day. Not by a long shot...