xcleroy

Know what is definitely taken for granted? Porn. Sweet, sweet porn. When it isn't readily available, and you are completely celibate, you begin to realize that you should thank the powers that be every day for all the porn you used to watch. One day, it could all be gone.

People pray before they eat. I'm going to start praying before porn. Bless this mess...that I'm about to make....
--Not right now. That's just an example of something I might say off the top of my head.

I am so glad this site isn't blocked...

Amendment: I don't consider SG porn. I don't fap to it. And I won't. I've said before that that isn't what I come here for.