Okay so i have already broke one of my new year goals... Drink less. Its safe to say that Saturday night i drank way too much and made a complete and utter cunt of myself. 1 litre bottle of eristoff gold, amaretto, vodka, and copious amounts of cider.
Im having a sour day today SG. Someone tell me a hilariously funny story to lighten my mood. Porn didn't work.
xoxo
Im having a sour day today SG. Someone tell me a hilariously funny story to lighten my mood. Porn didn't work.
xoxo
jasegarza13:
Sorry you are having a sour day. Last night was pretty funny for me. I work in a grocery store, as I was working I noticed a couple of guys loading up a lot of beer into a basket. i had a feeling they were going to try and steal it so I called the cops to come by the store. I shut down one set of doors so they only had one other exit . i let them make their way towards the door and tried to stop them. They bolted out the door and as they turned the corner they ran tight into the police haha. So I got back 260.00 dollars worth of beer
thanatoz:
honey, forget the past, go outsite, im sure theres somethig fun happening
