Do you know when you wake up and your brain confuses the shit out of you with some really weird thought?
"... I must go out and buy 10 Jamiroquai hats"
"... did I remember to turn the Hadron Collider off before I came out?"
"... wheres the yogurt?"
Well my brain sprang this little beauty on me the other morning:
"... I am the champion bean flicker of the world"
Oddly I also instantly knew that I didn't mean it in the sexual sense. I meant I was the holder of the world record for flicking a bean (baked, kidney, any type really).over a great distance.
WTF?
Oh yeah, forgot to mention (someone probably already has on this site) that it was Spaced's 10th anniversary today/yesterday (there are quibbles as to the actual date). Think I shall have to watch them all again on DVD.
"... I must go out and buy 10 Jamiroquai hats"
"... did I remember to turn the Hadron Collider off before I came out?"
"... wheres the yogurt?"
Well my brain sprang this little beauty on me the other morning:
"... I am the champion bean flicker of the world"
Oddly I also instantly knew that I didn't mean it in the sexual sense. I meant I was the holder of the world record for flicking a bean (baked, kidney, any type really).over a great distance.
WTF?
Oh yeah, forgot to mention (someone probably already has on this site) that it was Spaced's 10th anniversary today/yesterday (there are quibbles as to the actual date). Think I shall have to watch them all again on DVD.
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trajedi:
thanks for the comment
it is nice not to have to pick up after him anymore lol
it is nice not to have to pick up after him anymore lol
scarringthewound:
An excellent idea! Not normally a fan of text in tatts but getting a forgotten word inked is totally good (with or without the traditional banner). The one word that i'm actually going to start using has got to be 'snudge'. Whenever I say snudging from now on, it'll be to counteract the ridiculously high usage of the word 'cotching' that I hear so often in London. Trouble is, I don't snudge enough. I'm one of those people who has to be doing something that stimulates their brain at all hours. Maybe my love of the word will encourage me to snudge more. Xenoglossia is also of some importance to me, what with me being one of those airy fairy, floaty female types with not enough rational mind input.