xbastardofyoungx

So, the Canucks took an early 2-0 lead. I would've noticed, but I slept through the first period because VS. sucks and were showing the Bruins game. It was 2-1 by the time the game came on in the 2nd.

Then the Hawks realized I was watching, and made a game of it. As soon as I turned into CBC, the Hawks tied it on...
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I won $305 today within twenty minutes of stepping foot into the Casino for the first time ever.

The Hawks also lost game 1. By a score of 5-1.

FUCK IT. I WON THREE HUNDRED BUCKS! LET'S DO THIS.

Alkaline 1, xbastardofyoungx 0. For those keeping score on this bet.

Thanks, Sabres, for giving me hope and then continuing to play like total shit in Boston. WTF.

Now here's to an offseason filled with losing players who count and getting faily defensemen.

Made a bet with Alkaline on the Canucks/Blackhawks series. If the Hawks win, she has to make her FB profile pic her holding a sign saying MIKEY WAS RIGHT. GO HAWKS! for the...
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File this in the "Today Sucks" category- I have a double ear infection and tonsilitis. Odds are heavy this summer that the tonsils will be removed due to the sleep issues and shit, but last night/early this morning I woke up after an hour of sleep at 4:30 AM unable to fucking breathe two breaths consecutively without coughing. Let me tell you, nothing is scarier...
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Dear Sabres,

Thanks for proving me wrong all the time.

Love, Michael.

Just when I had lost faith in this fucking team, they come out and have an absolutely insane, sick game like this. It also didn't hurt that-
a. I've been sick, so I was high on enough meds to fly a fucking balloon,
b. There was a giant scrum right in front of...
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Game 4 sucked, we took penalties that were invisible, thinking about the whole fucking thing frustrates the fucking shit out of me.

Let's Go Buffalo. Now you have to win three straight. I can't remember the last time you did that. Fuck.

So, I'm late, with due reason.

Game 3 was a complete fucking disaster. We started the first period not looking TOO bad, but not really looking too good either as it usually goes. Wideman that stupid SOB scored, and Grier scored not long after... coulda been the other way around, doesn't concern me much. With about seven minutes to play in the third, Tim Kennedy...
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VERY YES. ENJOY THIS.

And an Against Me! cover of the same thing-

Sometimes, I think I'd be much better off alone.

GAME 2

We lost.

I'm going to sum this up in five words.

Eat a dick, Zdeno Chara.

Game 3 better be an upswing. This was just fucking horrid. Vanek went down in the first and after that we just dicked around and played like a bunch of fucking sad sallies the next forty minutes. WTF Sabres.

DONE. MORE UPDATES MONDAY.

GAME 1

Scored tickets to the game last minute from my boss. Took my best friend IRL (and SG best friend as well) AlkalinesBFFAE to his first playoff game, which was kinda rad. I'm such a good best friend.

Swords of Badassery 2, Pregnant Bears 1.

Some Sabres fans and Bruins fans were sparring outside on Perry Street last night. Kind of wanted to jump...
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