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My stove only has two settings..."Barely On" to "Boil a brick of lead" so when I tried to make tomato soup I ended up turning my back for a few seconds and boiling it...don't know if you're aware of the effects boiling has on creamy soups but it's a bit like...curdling...okay it's not really a little bit like it...it's exactly like it. That's right. I...
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I ought to be cleaning the house today but I'm not really in a cleaning mood. I'm in more of a do nothing mood. I've put my laundry in and now I just want to kick back and watch movies.

Course every time I lay down, stand up, sit or even move for that matter my back hurts like hell and I get this really...
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I was going to write a huge long diatribe about how shitty the new version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre is but I got about three sentences in and decided I can't be bothered.

So I may be going to the Rockies game tomorrow night...we'll just have to see...not sure I want to try and haggle down a ticket scalper while watching over my shoulder for...
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Is it evil for me to wish that the fucker who cut off three people turning right to get one car ahead at a red light then cut more people off later to do the same fucking them would be in some visciously awful car wreck because of her own stupidity?

Why is it that I can continually request that my roommates not turn the...
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GAH! Stupid NBC...you're owned by GE for fuck's sake and yet you can't design a media player that won't crash if my computer renews my wireless internet connection?! So I'm in the middle of watching Heroes and it just stops...and their shitty ass player won't let me rewind or restart in the middle...I even tried restarted my computer AND clearing my browser cache...still won't let...
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crazy week at work...first half was so busy and I had to train this guy...didn't get much done in the way of training because half the time I was having to go too fast for him so I could stay on time...then the last half the week our photo printing machine was down because of paper jams and chemical contamination! On the bright side, I...
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Alright kids, here is a recapr of my awesome/crazy night.

I started out by trying desperately to find someone to join me at Eisley last night. While I was frantically calling any schmuck I know in denver whose number I have and I can remotely stand I was also driving around town trying to get my friend's boyfriend's car...apparently captain gray matter idn't realize that...
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Jeezauce Panty Sniffin' X-st! What the fuck is with drivers today in FoCo? First some asshole thinks it's not necesarry to signal in a parking lot and I nearly get sideswiped...then some choad thinks that 50 is just too fucking slow for city traffic and tailgates everyone and their mother in an attempt to get three car lengths ahead...then there were three people on motorized...
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Wow...woke up all hungover from my friend's birthday party (yes I went, Yes we tried a shot of "Ogden's Old Firewhiskey")...my roommate says coffee always help with her hangovers but I'm here to say it definitely doesn't help with mine...I feel sicker than I did last night.

I went out and got a stereo installed in my car yesterday. I figure I'll have the car...
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Wow, Apple needs to get back on their A game...the last three updates to itunes have been completely worthless for me. One of them lost my entire library (not the music, just the file that told it were everything is) the next one wouldn't install at all in this one says files are missing...come on guys!

So I've been spending money like a fiend lately...it...
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