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so I'm driving back to FC from Winter Park and suddenly my RPMs go up to 5000 when I'm going 25... and then my heat cuts out... AND THEN I hear this thumping noise from my engine. so I pull over, in the freezing cold blasting wind, two miles from the last town, six miles from the next town, and I check my engine. Everything...
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I'm stuck in Winter Park because of high winds on I-70 and US 40. Using my step sister's laptop to check my bank balance...damn mother fuckers took 25 dollars because I overdrafted even though I have plenty of money o course. Wish I'd thought to check my balance earlier. Although I wonder if it would have helped anyway since transfers usually go through AFTER payments...assholes....
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I tried to make a quesadilla on a wheat flour tortilla but the fucking things inflate every time and the cheese slides off. Sometimes it even slide of the PLATE! ARGH!

Just thought I'd update...no reason really since I haven't got much to say...

Playing through Half Life 2: Episode 2 trying to get all the achievements...DAMNIT This Little Rocket Man is gonna kill me. You have to take this Garden Gnome through the entire fucking game and put him in the rocket. But there is no way to secure him in the car and when you've got a Combine chopper on your tail you aren't thinking about your...
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I've just purchased some Pepbridge Farms goldfish crackers, well, pretzels. You know how they've got the little fish names? Well, Gilbert is the pretzel and among his achievement is "Mocking UN-Switzerland Delegate" my first thought is...Huh? what the fuck does that mean? second I thought...do they really think a child is going to understand that joke too? do they really think a child is going...
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So I downloaded popcap game's Peggle Deluxe. Also known as the devourer of souls. Well...I don't actually believe in a soul, but if I did, this game would be quickly nomnoming it down like Thanksgiving dinner. I started playing it at around 2:30 and TURNED THE FUCK AROUND TO SEE IT WAS ALMOST 7 o'clock...some part of me is floating in a vat of consciousness...
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I'm listening to Sarah Vowell's "The Partly Cloudy Patriot" right now...I think I have a crush on her.

I completely forgot to write about the Feist show! I went to Feist at the Ogden theater on Wednesday and it was pretty fucking awesome. The opener was very entertaining and despite a long wait in between sets and these bitchy 16 year old girls butting in front of me then saying, "Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your way?" it was a great experience....
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There is a fruit fly in my basement and every few minutes it lands on this empty soda can and its wings make this astonishingly clear and loud buzz against the metal and it freaks me out!