Is it evil for me to wish that the fucker who cut off three people turning right to get one car ahead at a red light then cut more people off later to do the same fucking them would be in some visciously awful car wreck because of her own stupidity?
Why is it that I can continually request that my roommates not turn the heat down to 52 every morning or leave the sink sprayer dangling into the sink but they still fucking do it? I mean, okay the sink sprayer whatever, but how many time must I explain that it's cheaper to keep the house at 65 rather than turn it down all the way and heat it all the way back up when we get home?
I'm such a cheeser...I've been watching the Office and found out that Jim and Pam are dating finally in this season...I honestly nearly cried.. you know you're lonely when the happiness of two fictional characters leaves you on the verge of tears...but it's been three fucking years! I mean, FUCK, if I went three years without fucking someone I was totally crazy about I'd be forced to extreme measures! Luckily I've never gone that long...but still...
Apparently my dad thinks that since I hated driving to Denver to attend losing rockies games I wouldn't be up for going to the World Series...what the fuck?! THat's like saying since I don't like Sauer Kraut I wouldn't like to go to Germany!
so I finally sent a note to the hot girl on craigs list...there comes a point in time when you just have to at least ask the hot girl who posts tons of pictures of her hot self on craigslist CONSTANTLY seems to need to do so every week...I mean...she's got to be a total freak right? to be so hot and never get a date? She's got to be a psycho who doesn't talk to people unless they first provide proof that they have a job and less than 1200 dollars debt...we'll see.
Why did target see fit to provide me with 24 nails when 8 did the job just fine?
Why is it that I can continually request that my roommates not turn the heat down to 52 every morning or leave the sink sprayer dangling into the sink but they still fucking do it? I mean, okay the sink sprayer whatever, but how many time must I explain that it's cheaper to keep the house at 65 rather than turn it down all the way and heat it all the way back up when we get home?
I'm such a cheeser...I've been watching the Office and found out that Jim and Pam are dating finally in this season...I honestly nearly cried.. you know you're lonely when the happiness of two fictional characters leaves you on the verge of tears...but it's been three fucking years! I mean, FUCK, if I went three years without fucking someone I was totally crazy about I'd be forced to extreme measures! Luckily I've never gone that long...but still...
Apparently my dad thinks that since I hated driving to Denver to attend losing rockies games I wouldn't be up for going to the World Series...what the fuck?! THat's like saying since I don't like Sauer Kraut I wouldn't like to go to Germany!
so I finally sent a note to the hot girl on craigs list...there comes a point in time when you just have to at least ask the hot girl who posts tons of pictures of her hot self on craigslist CONSTANTLY seems to need to do so every week...I mean...she's got to be a total freak right? to be so hot and never get a date? She's got to be a psycho who doesn't talk to people unless they first provide proof that they have a job and less than 1200 dollars debt...we'll see.
Why did target see fit to provide me with 24 nails when 8 did the job just fine?
write in Mickey Mouse for president!