xazapdmytinu

Jeezauce Panty Sniffin' X-st! What the fuck is with drivers today in FoCo? First some asshole thinks it's not necesarry to signal in a parking lot and I nearly get sideswiped...then some choad thinks that 50 is just too fucking slow for city traffic and tailgates everyone and their mother in an attempt to get three car lengths ahead...then there were three people on motorized carts, like the kind the advertise on TV for old people, riding in the bike lane, one of them had a huge printer, presumably just purchased from Best Buy, so big he could barely see over it!

Then I get home and find out that our mail carrier has decided that unless we lock our dogs up in the house all day she's not delivering the mail or something? I mean, the note was all of six words "Dogs pushing against screen, in the future no delivery" so either this guy is an enormous nancy or my roommate had the screen door unlatched? Whatever, it's still no excuse for not taking our waste management bill for an entire week running!

I'm getting sick so I got some soup and a vitamin water and I'm going to take a hot shower and try to sweat this bitch out. I thought about adding some Emergen-C to the vitamin water but realized that my be roughly akin to taking 151 with an everclear chaser.

I haven't found anyone to go to Eisley with me yet but I'm hoping that cuter than 900 kittens girl from my roommate's friend's house is into it...she seems to have the right taste in music to appreciate it...if all else fails my step sister would probably like to go.

Someone wrote I <3 SB next to my strong bad clings on my car over night and now it's visible in the dirt on my window...THX! I <3 U!!!!!11111!!! lolz!!!11one