Well, its Christmas morning........hurray! I actually feel a bit........nauseous. My stomach has been turning from the indulgence of "christmas holiday party" food. Can someone say, "Kaopectate"? But, at least its Christmas.......time for family, fun, presents, as most importantly......HOME DEPOTS CLOSING FOR ONE DAY. I'm so glad that I don't have to see any of those morose, pasty-faced people for a good 24 hours. With their...
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einglaswein:
ooh, i got an extra special name-drop, cool. i dont know why my membership is still working, but, whatev.
notthellama:
happy holidays. i too ate too much. need to fast for probably a month to make up for it. ugh.
Well, its Christmas morning........hurray! I actually feel a bit........nauseous. My stomach has been turning from the indulgence of "christmas holiday party" food. Can someone say, "Kaopectate"? But, at least its Christmas.......time for family, fun, presents, as most importantly......HOME DEPOTS CLOSING FOR ONE DAY. I'm so glad that I don't have to see any of those morose, pasty-faced people for a good 24 hours. With their...
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Ok, if you haven't noticed........Snow sucks ass. I wake up in the morning to a cold ass thursday and start trudging towards home depot, my desolate lair of........well, desolation. Soon as I get there this asshole supervisor of the Pro Desk (desk used to ring out contractors and such) tells me to combine two BIG ASS carts of damaged lumber into one. I fire back,...
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einglaswein:
winter sucks, so glad i'll be in miami for a month.
thank you for the kind words, but my alleged beauty has nothing to do with my ability to navigate gracefully through life. But, im not feeling like too much of a failure today.
thank you for the kind words, but my alleged beauty has nothing to do with my ability to navigate gracefully through life. But, im not feeling like too much of a failure today.
halfjack:
is it worse than target though?
Hmm, today is interesting. The babysitter was having problems with her neck and back, so she sent all the kids home. That's right, so on my day off, I'm babysitting. But..........its not really as bad as it sounds. I really do love my nephew, its just that he annoys me very easily, mainly because of my impatience for children. Only this time, for a change,...
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einglaswein:
oh, hey! yes, you shall now be my SG friend. for approximately...however many days i have left till my membership runs out.
i don't like children too much, so i can certainly understand why you would want the thing to go away.
i don't like children too much, so i can certainly understand why you would want the thing to go away.
puresauciness:
Only if I am really drunk!
Where is Randallstown?
Where is Randallstown?
Just to let you know, I got in the house at 4am, had to be to work at 9am, woke up exactly at 9am................
Last night was really eventful, FINALLY got to see CAIRO after so fuckin long.........I MISSED YOU CAIRO........met up with her @ UNO in Columbia, which was nice, until I felt my pockets and realized I had locked them in the car,...
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Last night was really eventful, FINALLY got to see CAIRO after so fuckin long.........I MISSED YOU CAIRO........met up with her @ UNO in Columbia, which was nice, until I felt my pockets and realized I had locked them in the car,...
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halfjack:
hi, i'm shaolin tiger. i'm gay. dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.
ahem.
what's up man.
ahem.
what's up man.
halfjack:
and gay. don't forget that too, skittles
Coming out of HARRY POTTER GOBLET OF FIRE, OMG........I thoroughly enjoyed seeing that movie. It had ups, downs, amazing cinematography (as usual) and of course the great HP triumverate (sp?).....Hermione, Ronald, and Harry. Wonderfully executed and a feast for the eyes. Went with some friends from high school (opening night) and almost didn't make it in waiting for friends of friends..........I don't want to spoil...
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sativa:
awww i really want to go see that but ill probably just wait til someone in my house downloads it 
and sure, i'll be your friend
and sure, i'll be your friend
cairo:
I didn't think anyone would notice my spelling of "metre", or if they did, I figured people would take it for a typo.
Anyone ever feel that when life can't get any more boring or annoying......it does........I feel as though I am trapped in a rut, and the hole is so deep that I can't get out of it. Almost every day its go to work, come home, eat, sleep. But today was different, I had to drive across town at 7 o'clock in the morning to drop...
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quietlythere:
sometimes it's a giant shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite 
notthellama:
as bad as it gets, life does not always suck. good times await you.
Damn, its been a while since I updated. Mustve been too busy at work or something.........but anyway I'm still alive, trying to make sure that my nephew doesn't annoy the shit outta me. But its all good, I got my van!!!! Now I have transportation!!!! Anyone who wants me to come over, get at me...........lol, other than that I'm outie 5000, and in there like...
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notthellama:
wheels are always good.
halfjack:
i want a ride in your van. sucka
Super cool ass party with jamie, kristen, sabre, eva, meghan, morgan, and gary. I was so close to beating super mario 3 when jamie said I was being anti. So we chilled over by the music and talked for a while, I had two smirnoffs and pizza, exceptional combo. And then we played this game called APPLES TO APPLES it was very cool, and I...
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The other day, techinically it would be wednesday night. I met up with one of my high school friends for drinks at a bar, and basically after that we drove around and just talked about high school and other stupid shit. Well as we are driving, and its pretty dark, he hits a deer. A little deer. The thing goes flying off to the right,...
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poeticdesires:
damn fucking deer scaring the shit out of people. stay in the woods and OFF THE ROAD!!! 
halfjack:
come to my party! and get cairo to come too!
Ok, so I haven't updated in a while. That's all due to the fact that Home Depot is a life/time-sucking spinning vortex, one that even light can not escape. Filled with tears, sadness, gnashing of teeth, and fiery, gaseous brimstone. So of course, Home Depot........is like MY OWN PERSONAL HELL......muah ha ha ha ha Haaaaaaa........
But I muddle through it because the soul crushing demons...
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notthellama:
d00d Gin in Tonic. I'm tellin ya that's the way to go. gotta use Bombay Sapphire tho. and extra lime. i'll make ya one some day. good luck with the mogrel. if only they were always infants.... *sigh*
quietlythere:
i can't go into a Home Depot. i end up spending too much money in there
well, i deleted a really cool entry, but it was kinda weirdly written out, so here is the sequential version.
1. Old World Cafe-meeting up at that place was really cool, of course, im glad that someone told me that the burlesque show was at another place, cuz that OWC was like a sardine can......but with great vegetarian food. Of course I saw Halfjack finally...
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1. Old World Cafe-meeting up at that place was really cool, of course, im glad that someone told me that the burlesque show was at another place, cuz that OWC was like a sardine can......but with great vegetarian food. Of course I saw Halfjack finally...
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notthellama:
umm, i don't speak japanese. but yeh it was a blast.
cheech:
Hi; dint remember yr name on the last smattering of hellos to people from Sat night.
so now- HI!
so now- HI!