xanderj

It is official, old people in Jersey are crazy. Yesterday morning I went for a run before work, around 6. I passed a lady who was probably 70+ years old and standing about a foot from the sidewalk, I said "Morning" as I passed and she didn't respond. After I was three feet past her an orange went flying past my head, A FUCKING ORANGE! Two things: 1-Who the fuck throws an orange at random people? 2-Why was an old woman just standing by the side of a road at 6 in the morning? Then this morning I went for a run along the same route, same time, and the old lady was in the same spot and I said "Morning" again. This time she responded with a middle finger and "Asshole motherfucker!" This state is fucking weird.