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xador

A deserted Island with only me, 45 survivors,a monster,a crazed french lady,and god knows what else.

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Wednesday May 05, 2004

May 5, 2004
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Happy Cinco De Mayo
So I guess I'll update...some people I know died so got a few funerals to go to this week.Why do deaths always come in threes?And they all lived on the same street as my parents within a block from each other.One was the mother of my oldest friend,one the father of my sisters oldest friend and the last was the mother of my other sisters oldest friend.Dangerous week.I appriciate any sympathy but i am a relentless bastard and understand that death is just a part of life so no need for condolences thanks anyway.If you read my post on Jem's Journal I will let you know the crazy guy thought he was Jesus and I was his Right hand man and together we were supposed to get followers and collect all the pennies we could.Because he who has all the copper controls electricity and will control the world.Now he works at circut city and those bitches wouldn't hire me. whatever
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jem:
hahahaa! your post made no sense! thats why it is the most awesome of all posts!
and for that extra kiss
May 5, 2004
jem:
oh god wait...does that mean he would have to have sex with my mother?!?!

my retinas would burn and death would come too slowly.

biggrin
May 7, 2004

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