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Yarg. ARRR!!!

Making progress, I am...

Recieved some random mail from random people here on SG. Entertaining as fuck! Lame, but...it's what's kept me going lately...

In response, I sent out a small batch of post cards, letters, and Valentine's today. More go out tomorrow. If you sent me something recently, I'm sending something back...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Send me stuff:

Ashley
PO Box 597...
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fieldofdepth:
You fell UP the stairs? Nice work!
twiztidgator:
heylo....finaly someone on here who likes good muzik.... smile
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Micro-update-a-mundo:

Per Evil Tradition, V-Day cards are going out soon.

Drop your name in the hat and recieve a fantabulous surprise!

wink

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stretchnugs:
What is up fucker!!!!!!
gerta:
where's the hat?

k, bye. wink
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Umm..yuck.

I am a little lonely; a little sad, but I am surviving, I think.

Yes...a little reversion and I'm doing just fine.

blackeyed

MIA for a while, I think...

Enjoy yourselves, SGland...

kiss
dirty__1:
**HUGZ**
I'd keeps ya' company if I could. wink
Don't go MIA too long!
lexie:
ill make you some cupcakes and we can watch some zombie movies.

come back to sgland soon frown

kiss
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dirty__1:
HAHA! That's good stuff!

Hope the crazyness has slowed down! kiss
gerta:
aaargh!

k, bye wink
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frown

puke

blackeyed

skull

It's the story of my life...


I give up.

brian666:
I don't make you smile smile smile ???

well tongue tongue tongue
wugglyump:
nah
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Le sigh...

Thank you, folks, for the kind comments and emails. blush

Not really much to say, I guess, but I feel it necessary to update this shit...

I've been in "one of those moods" these past few days. It comes and goes but for the most part, I find myself feeling pretty miserable. It's taking a toll on me and everyone I come into contact...
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gerta:
your mom is a real pain in your ass, huh?

anyway, the shrink wrap-coil-pee-time game went something like this-
roxie and i both had the day off so she came over really early, like five-thirty in the morning. we were going to fall asleep so we could wake up with each other (sappy i know). somehow we ended up sans clothing so i grabbed a roll of five inch shrink wrap, like what i use when moving antique furniture, coil was already playing (from my hard drive so i knew it wouldn't stop for a few hours), and proceeded to wrap her legs one at a time. she was more than okay with the idea so i put her legs together and wrapped her, mummy-like, up to her stomach. then got a little creative crossing over and around her boobies so they were left exposed for proper licking. next i boumd her arms to her sides with her hands crossed over her lower abdomen. i don't know exactly how long all of this took, but after licking and kissing her for a while she said that she had to pee. so i said, "pee then". she told me that she needed help getting started so i leaned on her bladder. she peed, i licked, we kissed, and i knew i was in love again.

k, bye. wink
annden:
thanks ashley my day almost went by as any other so those words even tho barely know ya really mean alot. and definatly take time off when you need it.
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Uck...

Thursday the 12th is the new friday the 13th...
Let me explain:
While leaving work at 8:30am to get my doggy to bring him to the vet, my rear window fell - litterally - into my back seat. Boom. No more back window. My father, of all people, came to pick me up at work, and then I had the most heart wrenching experience...
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wugglyump:
none needed. i hope you are doing better ma'am. i have been...up and down up and down, kinda lame. but oh well. presently my belly is like...FEED ME NOW BITCH. perhaps a yogurt will be good.

are things any better?
dirty__1:
I wish I knew what's goin' on over here with me!

Hope things are goin' better for you. kiss
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Yuck...

Mixed feelings...Anger. Frustration. Confusion.

I am trying to remember that all anger is self anger...

I reiterate: Yuck.

I came home this morning to find dead kittens frozen in the snow, and two live ones meandering around, obviously disoriented. They're in a box in my shed with blankets, hopefully still alive. Not what I had planned, but it fell right in line with the...
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dimebreed:
Howdy right back...And damn right no shame. Im that person too. hope youre having a good one. hope to talk to you soon. smile
dirty__1:
Dude that sux.. frown We have a cat that been comming to our house for months now. First we didn't feed him b/c he looked like he belonged to someone & our cats hated him. We started feeding him a week or so back & now he's here about the same time everyday. smile
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Ugh. Split shift. Boo...

Packed up almost all my stuff in about an hour and a half. Started moving it to...um..the shed? I'll be living in from now until something else comes up. Um, at least it's got heat now. whatever

Currently, I'm stuffing my face with the best pretzels I've had since I can remember. Not that I eat pretzels often. Or remember a whole...
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evldedgrl:
that offer is still open if you need a place to stay! just give us a call!
gerta:
fewer friends makes it a lot easier to be a good one.

internet or not, you seem pretty cool to me.

shed? she put you in a shed? sorry.

k, bye. wink
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Yarg. ARRR!!!

Started my day with a nice, hard, long, slippery, messy...ride to work. Snow? No, thank you. 35mph on the highway makes a 45 minute ride into an hour and a half long trek. blackeyed

Regardless, today was fucking nonstop insanity...

These past few days, however, couldn't have been any closer to being Pure Bliss. Porn star sex. Alcohol. Drunken phone calls to coworkers. More pron...
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dirty__1:
Yeah baby!! that's when you know it's been damn good!! biggrin

Lets see some pics!! (What no XEVILXASHLEYX porn star pics???) DAMN!
kiss
evldedgrl:
wooohooo drunken ponrstar sex RAWKS!
remember... 2mrw is erich's birfday and we REALLY want you and the boy to come out and play with us! let's get krunk???!?!?!? call me celly 548-8361
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<RANDOMNESS>

New ink = 5 Weeks. $500 for the outline on one side (and another $500 for the outline on the otherside...)

I just vomited blood. Again.

Tonight, I'm going to get hammered and fuck.

My mother just asked me to move out so that she can rent my rooms to my (30 year old) cousin and his (16 year old) girlfriend, and because my...
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gerta:
i would have to guess that the flashing eye hearts indicate approval.

i'm glad i'm not the only pervert dating someone half his age

k, bye. wink
saintpatrick:
i need new ink badly
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Gah. Nothing impresses me anymore...

Suddenly, I'm not feeling so great. Mentally now, on top of physically. Something about certain things makes me sick; makes me feel so goddamned subpar that some days, I'd rather crawl into a my own casket and seal it shut...

Progressing...

I found an oooollld box full of art, and notebooks full of lyrics and poetry I wrote when I...
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asinnerssaint:
That's because people fear things that are different... I'd rather make something I like my own.. than try and buy a honda and rice it all out.. I like having a big black mean looking car.... all It needs is tinted window's I think I can get limo in the rear... and the rest of the stuff... plus some silver centercaps that go on the stealie's..
dirty__1:
*hugz*

New ink is always a good thing! I'm DYING for some!!! tongue