wysh

king of the bongo - manu chao
Mama was queen of the mambo / papa was king of the congo / deep down in the jungle / I started bangin' my first bongo

Every monkey 'd like to be / in my place instead of me / cause I'm the king of bongo, baby / I'm the king of bongo bong

I went to the big town / where there is a lot of sound / from the jungle to the city / looking for a bigger crown / so I play my boogie / for the people of big city / but they don't go crazy / when I'm bangin' on my boogie / I'm the "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong" / here me when I come / "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

They say that I'm a clown / making too much dirty sound / they say there is not place for little monkey in this town / nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie

I'm the "king of the bongo," king of the bongo bong / hear me when I come / "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"

bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me / I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town / but I'm the kingof the bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong

"king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong / hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong

st. pete's

first off can i tell you how on point gonzo and myself were...

coversation 1.

wysh: if i were a lucha libre wrestler my name would be pollo loco
gonzoe: no, it should be EL pollo loco
wysh: no it should be LOS pollos loco
gonzoe: and your shirt could have a bunch of chickens on it
wysh: no, just one

for whatever reason this was enough for him to spit his wine out his mouth and all over the table and we continued to laugh for a solid minute before people were wondering what was going on...and then we had to relay the story, which they clearly did not find half as funny as us...

this is an artist's rendering of the shirt



conversation 2.

now i do not remeber the specifics of this coversation but it went something like...

gonzoe: what is your favorite drink?
thedom: crown
gonzoe: you are the king, thesecondD what is your fave drink?
thesecondD: rum
gonzoe: you are the captain, wysh what is your fave drink?
wysh: (pauses for dramatic effect...) Semen
(so why did meltthefever think i was gay?)

conversation 3. (via text, becuase that is what the cool kids do)

Wysh: can't stop won't ....
gonzoe: won't what?
Wysh: won't stop!

so the rest of the night...general awesomeness got to meet koda and fifi and some other awesome people, and some not so awesome people.

we drank sangria


and then some more


i made $15

still not sure why people thought i was gay...

did i mention meeting cute girls? (who probably hate us) (koda)


despite what others will tell you, i was a saint the entire night, the bottle is just a prop, of course i did not drink

my car totally hit 200,000 miles today and i missed it...