Tuesday Dec 23, 2003

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mad mad mad mad mad
Getting a little pissy. It won't let me change my profile pick and I'd really really like to change it... NOW!
mad mad mad mad mad

Chang my pic you bastard! I mean aren't you tired of seeing me in my underwear? I know I am.
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bombshellbetty:
Lovely new pic, but I have to say no, I was not tired of seeing you in your underwear.

kiss
_bossanova_:
Merry Christmas, sugar!smile

kiss kiss kiss

Friday Dec 19, 2003

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Smutty hell! Alright alright, I'm lagging on the smut. I know. But do you want it good or do you want it fast? Hmm, knowing this crowd I'll get some mixed answers.

Anyway to keep you entertained I say you go over and look at a little Live Journal that is all pissy about SG.

Anti Suicide Girls. I can only guess that this...
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kestrel:
What a funny site!
toystein:
1. Age/sexual preference.. 26 / women
2. Have you ever had sex? uh.. yes

3. How often would you say you have sex? often enough to make me happy

4. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16 on top of a mountain in my step brothers 69 cougar. It was so funny cause afterwards I thought I might have AIDS. funny when I look back.

5. How often do you masturbate? depends on how often I'm getting it.

6. Do you masturbate picturing a person..or just an act? agreed = combination

7. Do you have sex dreams? not really

10. Have you ever wanted to have sex with a stranger? Sure.

14. Are you dominant or submissive? depends on the person, I adapt very well.

15. Do you like to be spanked? only if I'm bad
16. Do you like to be smacked? only if I'm really bad
17. In the face? not a good idea, but at the right moment it might be a nice surprise.

18. Do you like to be tied down or cuffed? Not after the last time, that girl was freaking crazy.

19. Do you like anal sex? Not one of my fantasys

23. A good size breast? any.. ones with perky nipples

24. Where's the weirdest place you have had sex? in 2ft of snow off the beaten path while people were walking by.

25. Have you ever had sex in front of people? no
26. Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room sleeping? no

27. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes.

28. Foursome? no
29. More some? No.

31. Have you ever kissed someone of your same sex? Yes
32. Did you like it? No
33. Ever have oral sex with someone of the same sex? no comment

34. Ever use a vibrator? one of the back massage ones - yes

35. Ever went near the ass during masturbation? yes
36. Ever have someone finger your ass? No
37. Eat it? No but that might be interesting
38. Ever finger someones ass? no
39. Ever eat someones ass? no

40. Ever pee on someone/or let someone pee on you? fuck no!

43. Ever tasted your own cum? yes out of curiousity
44. Ever have someone lick your feet? Yes.
45. Ever lick someone elses feet? Oh yes! I love feet
46. Do you enjoy sensual massages? For sure!

47. Ever use anything for masturbation that wasnt made to do that? Does a hot tub jet count?

48. Whens the last time you had sex? Within the last 30 days maybe a little longer

49. How often do you watch porn on the net? Often
50. Look through porno mags? No
51. Have porn tapes? No
53. Ever been in porn? No
54. Ever been on a website naked? No
55. Ever made your own porn? Yes, but it was contained in a song.

56. Whats the most people you had sex with in one day? 2
57. Do you think your just a little slutty? I've been told I'm a little freak, so I guess...

Thursday Dec 18, 2003

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It's almost 2am and all I want to do it stay up and write. Write anything... write in here. Write for my website. Write in my Live Journal. Write smut. Yeah mainly write smut but I know that if I don't go to be right this moment I won't be able to get up to go to work tomorrow.

Been having serious trouble getting up...
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toystein:
You can call me whatever you want wuvmonki, but my name is Toy. hehe I just realized how your name sounds out... btw LuvMonkey, isn't it past you bedtime? smile
adrenalynne:
smut? we keep getting these smutty promises ... but no delivery. wink

and you arent old at all, sillay!! tongue
i just need stuff to complain about so people will give me attention. tongue

(well ... not really ... but ive never really liked birthdays)

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Wednesday Dec 17, 2003

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Yee hah motherflowers... I gots me some friends. I was feeling like I had a turnip growing out of my ass for a while there... do I...*turning around* Nah I just sat on my hat.

For all that don't know, and may soon find out I love to bitch. It is in my nature and my right as a woman from NYC.

Dispite all I...
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azrael_abyss:
Thank you much about the hair! It means a lot because this is the shortest I've EVER had my hair. kiss
xtx:
Um... drugs?

It's a line from a Nirvana song, I should probably put it in quotes.

Tuesday Dec 16, 2003

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SG snobs.

I am actually sick of the fucking snobbery that goes on here.

Can't join this group until you have made at least two friends and one can vouch for you.

Won't add you as a friend because you don't have any friends and don't write in your journal.

If you are new you are screwed. If you aren't popular you are screwed.

If...
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foxfyre819:
hey, thanx for the thoughts. i appreciate it. biggrin
eh. all i can do is NOT do that shit again!
uncognitive:
Hey there. Thanks for the journal comment. I was hoping at least one person would share my rather odd sense of humor.

Yeah, there's a sizable number of "cooler than thou" folks on SG, just as there are in every internet site/community. Just ignore those folks and get what enjoyment you can out of the site.

Joining private groups is a bit wacky, if you're talking about SGNY I can understand why they need people to vouch for new members since they hold events in people's homes and thus want to make sure people feel comfortable and whatnot. There is a party on the 20th that's open to non-SGNY members, though, since I'm not a SGNY member and I'm going.

And I've sent you a friend request. And I like your profile pic, too. So there! wink

But don't let the asshole contingent ruin your fun. kiss

Monday Dec 15, 2003

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What happens when you upload a trying to be sexy, but not really sexy pic that you took at three in the morning when you hadn't even combed your hair, into your Suicide Girls profile?

You regret it in about five minutes then you scramble to try and get the damn thing off.
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siiix:
Let us be the judge of the sexiness! smile

I agree with what you wrote in my journal. I can't find anyone out there like me. I love to feel a high that only two people can create together.

The drama queen issue is a big problem. I have to break things off with a girl because she just dwells too much on the negative. It's scary because I've only been talking to her since last Friday and I already know she isn't for me. And then, it's a good thing to know early.

Someday...I'll find my love.
aelectric:
I haven't bought tickets yet either cause I have such an intense work schedule that I have to wait to see when I can get off. (i said "get off" ha ha!)

But I will see it soon !!!

Friday Nov 28, 2003

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Well it's been a long time since I have said anything in here.

Hmm, seems like I still don't have anything interest to say.

My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge


kiss

I'm going to go look at some of the sexy...
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n2ocowboy:
I hope work is not to taxing on you. You should go home and rest. (sending you telepathic chicken soup) bok

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lazaru:
hey lonely gal..yep it sucks when noone wants to be your chum..

Tuesday Jun 03, 2003

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First late night at work, I am here until 8pm... grrr. But I have suicide girlies to keep me company. Thank God. That and blogging saves my days here at work. If I have to tell another person to go shove off cuz they are annoying the crap out of me... ok ok I don't actually say that but I would like to. Why the...
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Wednesday May 28, 2003

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Found http://www.satinslippers.com/ tonight. Pretty good read. wink I only read a couple of stories but it a site I will revisit and might even consider submitting a story. I am not very good at writing erotica. I find I run out of sexy things to say. I am a bitter angry gal. I like to bitch about things, therefore my main characters do the same. They...
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Friday May 23, 2003

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Did you know May is Masturbation Month? <a href=http://www.hour.ca/columns/c_messy.asp?id=1193 target=_blank> Here</a> are a few ladies talking about their masterbation habits. There is even a Masturbate-a-thon, which just passed on Sunday May 18th. Top fundraisers receive prizes and every participant gets an "I Came for A Cause" bumper sticker. Don't worry is you missed it, keep it up and get your form for next years Masturbate-a-thon...
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wuvmonki:
For some reason the links didn't appear... http://www.hour.ca/columns/c_messy.asp?id=1193
and www.comeasyouare.com
freyja__:
i did know that!
i like to pay a visit to toys in babeland this time of year.
miao!!
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