wtf

Crazy things my dreams are

The ones I have at night I mean

I dreamt my roomie was moving

He told me as his new girlfriend sat looking all fat and sassy, taking half my rent in her pocket

That was last night as I slept miles away in my boyfriend's bed

Tonight my roommate tells me that he's moving out to save on his commute because gas is killing him his little ford ranger really sucks it up! (ok, well moving closer to work will cost you more in rent, but whatever, just move already)