things michael has said to me today:
*you need to grow your hair out
*i don't like painted nails
*the left boob is now like the red headed step child
*well i do like the crotch hair.
apparently "crotch hair" is my one redeeming quality.
oh yeah, and then he whacked me in the head with a pillow. hard.
*you need to grow your hair out
*i don't like painted nails
*the left boob is now like the red headed step child
*well i do like the crotch hair.
apparently "crotch hair" is my one redeeming quality.
oh yeah, and then he whacked me in the head with a pillow. hard.
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wrigley:
michael is not a putz, i'm just a whiney baby.
ojaeflo:
Sounds like a keeper. 