today i feel like my uterus is being yanked out of my body, i slept for a total of 3 hours, and i am all the time.
also, our fish beyonce died today. my roommate that insists he lives in bottled water only is in cancun right now, so me and my other roommate that always put him in tap water with the drops are going to walmart to get another fish exactly like him. we can't let her know that he died on our watch. we'll never hear the end of it. funeral services will be held for B later. The new fish will also be called B. Fish nazi roommate with think it is B for Beyonce, but we will know it is B for Bitch. That is the new fishies name.
also, our fish beyonce died today. my roommate that insists he lives in bottled water only is in cancun right now, so me and my other roommate that always put him in tap water with the drops are going to walmart to get another fish exactly like him. we can't let her know that he died on our watch. we'll never hear the end of it. funeral services will be held for B later. The new fish will also be called B. Fish nazi roommate with think it is B for Beyonce, but we will know it is B for Bitch. That is the new fishies name.
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Haven't been around for awhile, so I thought I would drop in and poke my head in the door.
How is my favorite bootie in the land???