A few ancient jokes (if you don't laugh, blame the Romans!):
-An intellectual, falling sick, had promised to pay the doctor if he recovered. When his wife nagged at him for drinking wine while he had a fever, he said: "Do you want me to get healthy and be forced to pay the doctor?"
-An intellectual bought a pair of pants. But he could hardly put them on because they were too tight. So he got rid of the hair around his legs.
-A man with bad breath asked his wife: "Madame, why do you hate me?" And she said in reply: "Because you love me."
And, finally, the wacky genre of Abderite jokes:
-An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?"
-An intellectual, falling sick, had promised to pay the doctor if he recovered. When his wife nagged at him for drinking wine while he had a fever, he said: "Do you want me to get healthy and be forced to pay the doctor?"
-An intellectual bought a pair of pants. But he could hardly put them on because they were too tight. So he got rid of the hair around his legs.
-A man with bad breath asked his wife: "Madame, why do you hate me?" And she said in reply: "Because you love me."
And, finally, the wacky genre of Abderite jokes:
-An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?"
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of course your jokes are much better. and if i took off the last piece of clothing and there are still goals to be made, what should i take off then? shave my landing strip?
voil! do it yourself.