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A DIFFERENT new job.
The good news: it is not retail.
The even better news: It is a guaranteed forty hours a week, with better hourly pay.
The best news: No weekends. Fuck. Yeah.
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Hospital stories are awesome. I have no stories about major pus drainage but I did get stuck with a needle in the chest once to let air escape when I was about 10. If you cough long and hard and industriously enough, and are a little unlucky, you can pop a small hole in a lung through which air will flow, one way, into your chest where it will build up under your skin. It becomes a little hard to breathe and it looks not so good, and is of course accompanied by whatever malaise brought on the problem in the first place. Anyway, the air hissed out through the needle. Then I was in an oxygen tent for a week, playing cards with the nurses.