I may have had the wierdest dinner I've ever had.
Main course: Medium-large bowl of Total Raisin Bran
Dessert: 1/4 of a homemade cheesecake with glazed strawberries
Now I aint talking a small little sliver of fucking cheesecake. Ohhhh no. I'm talking literally 1/4 of the whole fucking cheesecake in one shot. Overall though in 5 days I have eaten the entire cheesecake on my own with no help at all. The worst part though isnt just that the cheesecake had 1lb of cream cheese and a whole pint of sour cream and a full stick of melted butter as part of the grahm cracker crust..... which alone would be pretty bad..... Ohhhhh no. The truly evil part of the cheesecake was that on at least 3 of these 5 nights of cheesecake gluttony that I wanted seconds. As you can tell from wiping out the whole thing in 5 days I tore through the bitch, and each of my individual slices was like 1/6 of the freaking cake at a go. I was by no means cheating myself slicin that shit up for me. I think I may have found my skinny man kryptonite. My skinniness is in danger of being plumped up. I may turn into the cliche'd old 30 something single guy with long freakishly creepy long hair spending all day watching porn and eating crappy food till my ateries clog and I die of a rusty nail heart attack alone in my house with the cops finding me a week after the fact. All because of the ultimate cheesecake recepie. This recepie is a danger to man kind and should be destroyed.... but like Monty Pythons 'world's funniest joke' it can not simply be ignored. Once you see it and taste it you may be hooked. Just one little sliver will be alright. Ohhhh I can share this with my friends and just think how I shall be loved for sharing this great cheesecake love. Then you stop pushing to share. You just briefly mention you have cheesecake at your house and that it should be tried to be believed. I had a cute girl at work with spectacular boobs all excited to come try out my homemade cheesecake..... and she never came .... and the extra cheesecake consoled me well. My cheesecake may be the answer to my not being able to attract girls, but I may destroy them by bringing them close to me..... and I shall have to learn to share these evil wicked delights.
Main course: Medium-large bowl of Total Raisin Bran
Dessert: 1/4 of a homemade cheesecake with glazed strawberries
Now I aint talking a small little sliver of fucking cheesecake. Ohhhh no. I'm talking literally 1/4 of the whole fucking cheesecake in one shot. Overall though in 5 days I have eaten the entire cheesecake on my own with no help at all. The worst part though isnt just that the cheesecake had 1lb of cream cheese and a whole pint of sour cream and a full stick of melted butter as part of the grahm cracker crust..... which alone would be pretty bad..... Ohhhhh no. The truly evil part of the cheesecake was that on at least 3 of these 5 nights of cheesecake gluttony that I wanted seconds. As you can tell from wiping out the whole thing in 5 days I tore through the bitch, and each of my individual slices was like 1/6 of the freaking cake at a go. I was by no means cheating myself slicin that shit up for me. I think I may have found my skinny man kryptonite. My skinniness is in danger of being plumped up. I may turn into the cliche'd old 30 something single guy with long freakishly creepy long hair spending all day watching porn and eating crappy food till my ateries clog and I die of a rusty nail heart attack alone in my house with the cops finding me a week after the fact. All because of the ultimate cheesecake recepie. This recepie is a danger to man kind and should be destroyed.... but like Monty Pythons 'world's funniest joke' it can not simply be ignored. Once you see it and taste it you may be hooked. Just one little sliver will be alright. Ohhhh I can share this with my friends and just think how I shall be loved for sharing this great cheesecake love. Then you stop pushing to share. You just briefly mention you have cheesecake at your house and that it should be tried to be believed. I had a cute girl at work with spectacular boobs all excited to come try out my homemade cheesecake..... and she never came .... and the extra cheesecake consoled me well. My cheesecake may be the answer to my not being able to attract girls, but I may destroy them by bringing them close to me..... and I shall have to learn to share these evil wicked delights.