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A koala bear walks into a bar and sees a beautiful young woman sittin alone. He takes a seat next to her and offers to buy her a drink. After a few more drinks she invites him to her apartment. Once at her apartment the Koala Bear sits her on the couch, hikes up her skirt, tears of her panties, and just starts going down on her. After her 8th orgasm the Koala bear grans his hat and heads to the front door. "Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
"I'm done. I'm going home." he responds.
"What about my money?" she asks.
"What money?" he inquires.
"I'm a prostitute. You need to pay me for what we just did." she explains.
"Pay you? What the hell is a prostitute?" he asks.
"If you don't know what a prostitue is, I am not telling you, but you can look it up in my dictionary if you like." she says as she throws a dictionary at him.
He looks it up: A woman who has sex for money.
"I see," says the Koala Bear,"but I'm not paying you. I am a Koala Bear!"
"A koala bear?" she askes, "What the hell is a Koala Bear?"
The Koala bear throws the dictionary back to her and tells her to look it up, so she does: An animal who eats bushes and leaves.

Random Fact About Me (a concept stolen from Vanessa): I used to have a pet rat named Caramel who could do little rat tricks. I shed a tear when she died.