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I havent been on here since the beginning of March... Holy crap.

I have been working a ton. Please dont hate me.

On the plus side, I move into my new 1000 sqft loft starting this weekend! Weeeeeeee!

Freelance work is fun. You get flexible hours, you can charge out the wazoo, and they don't take tax out! Granted, I will have to pay this tax at some point, but don't remind me of that now...

I want a pet veiled chameleon. They are such strange creatures. I like strange creatures, and it helps if they are also reptiles. For pets, anyway.

Well my Resident Evil diary journal entries went over like dead puppies. Oh well, at least ONE person commented on them.

I've been reading too much French and German philosophy lately. Nietzsche and Foucault are brilliant, but somehow depressing. Blurg.

May 11, 1998

Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly. He was wearing a protection suit that looks like a space suit. He told me to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement lab. It's no wonder, those researchers never rest, even at night

May 10, 1998

Today, a high ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new monster. It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed them live food. When I threw in a pig, they were playing with it... tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before they actually ate it.

Last night, we played Poker with Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the Researcher. Steve was really lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag.

dear SGs,
I am never on here anymore,
love jon

I never update anymore. I am sorry. Unfortunately the people at my job have taken it upon themselves to censor and ban everything on the web that is remotely interesting. I still love you all. Except when Bailey is biting me, and then I don't like that so much.

Thanksgiving was incredibly cold, and somewhat boring. Now I remember why I moved away from Maine...

Aww. Thanks for commenting you guys... I guess I know who my REAL friends are...

I feel like i should update this, but I don't know what I have to say that any of you would really care about anyway...

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