worldofviolets

This morning I wrote up one of my practicals and for the whole day I have been in a very methodical mood. I wrote a lot of lists. Now I am going to write another one. It will be a happy list because no-one likes those sad depressed types.

Things I like:
1. Being drunk on the intynet, like right now.

+ I laugh at silly things.
+ I say silly things.
- I spill a glass of water on my keyboard.

2. Making people happy.

+ I don't have to go out of my way to make someone else's day a bit better.
+ If I do go out of my way, that's pretty special 'cause I don't usually like anyone that much! So then they feel even better!
+ It makes me happy too, so I guess I just do it for myself... selfish!
- Depends on what you're doing really. There isn't a negative here. Move on.

3. Relish

+ It's tasty on anything ever in the entire world, part four.
- It's so tasty that people come over and eat all of it!

4. Being picky

+ You only get the best.
+ No drama.
- 'Long periods of defecit.' (Someone used that phrase in a lecture and it has been stuck in my head.)


Phrases or words that you can't use because you sound like a twat:
1. Gnar gnar brah
2. Homeslice
3. Homebody
4. Homebat
5. Fuckin' A (my dad said this to me once )


This is all.