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Sarah Vowell is doing a reading at the Brooklyn public library on Saturday, and it should be STELLAR. She may be a round midwestern gnome, but I can't help but be attracted to those quirky-voiced vixens of NPR. Her and Starlee Kine. I would sex their brains every day.

Of course, I guess I'm partial to quirky voices in general. The vocal contortions that...
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Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Back and drunk from the Pogues concert. My feet are bloody stumps, hell yes. 'tis becoming tradition.

I would like a sexy robot friend. Yes.

CBGB is closing. I'm hardly a gourmandizer, but I feel the need to do a bit of justice to the place that helped birth so many great punk bands -- the place where the Ramones were born and the match that started UK's punk fire. It's one of those things where you go "It's a frickin' institution."

So I'm goin' there.....tomorrow or Thursday. They close...
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'm not dead yet, just v. busy and v. angry with whorish women.

I dislike being manipulated.

But whatevs, I'm outtie.

Now I have a job and a semi-permenant apartment here in the big scary city.

I am excited. Improvrished and excited. The world is my magic eight ball!

Update: walking around in 105 degree heat is the capital suck.

So I phoned it in. L8rs, starving children!

Now I'm in New York City.

Rock it. Who wants to come hang out with the noob?

Yay world cup! The first half has been kickass. How will the second half look? I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T PRACTICE ASTROLOGY!