Just finished watching Wedding Crashers for the initial time.
I gotta say, I want to beat the shit out of Owen Wilson's character (whatever the hell his name is). Towards the end, also wanted to pimpslap the hot brunette with the immense maw on her.
It WAS a great movie, filled with happytime and boobs, which is excellent. So don't get the impression that I'm knocking it. I will make love to it seven times.
But Vince is a saint for putting up with your antics, you corny muthafucka. God, you were boned the moment a body of water stood between you and a quick escape! And that final kiss? *Painfully* obligatory. You don't HAVE to kiss her, you know. Especially when you're just coming clean and she's fresh off a 3 year jockdate...she's new, she's spontaneous, you're the rebound, give her a month and she'll be wishing you were him! You have lured her to the dark side, and if I've learned anything from Anikin Skywalker, it's that robots > jedi. Also that evil is it's own undoing. Or some shit. I don't know.
Plus, hey, yeah, can we get over the "Raunchy Old Lady" stuff? Or at least make them not borderline insane? Please? It's degrading and annoying and let's face it, the power trips of the elderly are much more hilarious than you're giving them credit for. Devote a good movie to it. Now. I command it. I'll give you cookies....
But in the end, that's all okay, because like a woman's love for her man, I love Wedding Crashers because it has such *potential*. It looks good in a tux. And it doesn't beat me, even though I know fear is the heart of love.
Still, Dodgeball was better. It had a pirate. Though I have to admit, chicks in hair-kerchief-things: +2 points.
I gotta say, I want to beat the shit out of Owen Wilson's character (whatever the hell his name is). Towards the end, also wanted to pimpslap the hot brunette with the immense maw on her.
It WAS a great movie, filled with happytime and boobs, which is excellent. So don't get the impression that I'm knocking it. I will make love to it seven times.
But Vince is a saint for putting up with your antics, you corny muthafucka. God, you were boned the moment a body of water stood between you and a quick escape! And that final kiss? *Painfully* obligatory. You don't HAVE to kiss her, you know. Especially when you're just coming clean and she's fresh off a 3 year jockdate...she's new, she's spontaneous, you're the rebound, give her a month and she'll be wishing you were him! You have lured her to the dark side, and if I've learned anything from Anikin Skywalker, it's that robots > jedi. Also that evil is it's own undoing. Or some shit. I don't know.
Plus, hey, yeah, can we get over the "Raunchy Old Lady" stuff? Or at least make them not borderline insane? Please? It's degrading and annoying and let's face it, the power trips of the elderly are much more hilarious than you're giving them credit for. Devote a good movie to it. Now. I command it. I'll give you cookies....
But in the end, that's all okay, because like a woman's love for her man, I love Wedding Crashers because it has such *potential*. It looks good in a tux. And it doesn't beat me, even though I know fear is the heart of love.
Still, Dodgeball was better. It had a pirate. Though I have to admit, chicks in hair-kerchief-things: +2 points.