wonderwaffles's SuicideGirls Blog

Christmas is coming, ho ho ho.

It is cold and in NYC, hobos are dying in the streets.

But people say that they like snow because it is "clean." So there is that.

In travel and weather...

Verdict on Seattle: It is a cold wet vagina.

Also, Marriage: Discuss.

Do it. Come on. Do it.

laceyk:

I always worry about those with out homes when it gets as bitter as it has been.

Marriage : supposedly is becoming obsolete. I disagree. I think the recession will end up saving some marriages because they don't have money to get divorced.

Dec 14, 2010

Ladies and jekkylfuns:

Here is my first published story.

I hope ye all delight innit.

HERE IS A SNEAK PREVIEW

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Two things.

First.

Second.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Let us not get any less sexy, ladies and gentlemen.
(PS: Getting published November 15th. I'm just going to go ahead and mention that forever.)

Aaaand published.

Nov 15th, I am going to Literature your face off.

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lusille:

and congrats on the publication!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 3, 2010

tadkil:

Great post over in Reid's blog.

Oct 7, 2010

Just finished editing my most recent short story and ready to send it off to the grist mill!

Here's a snippet:

My friend cuts herself, and tells me a story about the end of the world.

When the world was created, it had all the love there was ever going to be. It was tangled up in everything. It stuck in the trees, littered the...
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The only good thing to come out of Swine Flu. Sexy and hilarious. So sexy. So. Sexy.

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mellythepirate:

i make the sun come up daily with my charm and smile.

ok, so we'll put the kibosh on best friend hood, and i'll do my best to not sleep with you. done and done.