Tuesday Dec 14, 2010

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Christmas is coming, ho ho ho.

It is cold and in NYC, hobos are dying in the streets.

But people say that they like snow because it is "clean." So there is that.

In travel and weather...

Verdict on Seattle: It is a cold wet vagina.

Also, Marriage: Discuss.

Do it. Come on. Do it.
laceyk:
I always worry about those with out homes when it gets as bitter as it has been.


Marriage : supposedly is becoming obsolete. I disagree. I think the recession will end up saving some marriages because they don't have money to get divorced.

Monday Nov 15, 2010

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Ladies and jekkylfuns:

Here is my first published story.

I hope ye all delight innit.

HERE IS A SNEAK PREVIEW


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

The woman of my dreams told me, with our fingers entwined, that all I would ever need to give her was love.

Love, and diamonds.

Love, diamonds, and chains.

I told her my plan: "I'll use the chains to steal...
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Friday Oct 08, 2010

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Two things.

First.


Second.


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WELCOME TO WARP ZONE!



Let us not get any less sexy, ladies and gentlemen.
(PS: Getting published November 15th. I'm just going to go ahead and mention that forever.)

Wednesday Sep 29, 2010

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Aaaand published.

Nov 15th, I am going to Literature your face off.
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lusille:
and congrats on the publication!!!!!!!!!!
tadkil:
Great post over in Reid's blog.

Tuesday Sep 14, 2010

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Just finished editing my most recent short story and ready to send it off to the grist mill!

Here's a snippet:



My friend cuts herself, and tells me a story about the end of the world.

When the world was created, it had all the love there was ever going to be. It was tangled up in everything. It stuck in the trees, littered the...
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Tuesday Sep 14, 2010

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Tuesday May 12, 2009

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The only good thing to come out of Swine Flu. Sexy and hilarious. So sexy. So. Sexy.
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mellythepirate:
i make the sun come up daily with my charm and smile.

ok, so we'll put the kibosh on best friend hood, and i'll do my best to not sleep with you. done and done. smile
hedy:
that was rad. and it kinda reminded me of that green porno isabella rossellini thing. i have no idea why.

also, i went to school in beloit.

Tuesday May 12, 2009

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Granddaddy died on Monday.

I hope to half half the tenacity of this guy, though. 87 is respectable.
poisson:
hehehehe....thank you dear! biggrin kiss

Friday May 01, 2009

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morgan:
That's probably the best comment ever. I like turning haircuts into onomatopoeia.

Friday Apr 17, 2009

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I'm staying in and doing nerdy things this weekend. GONNA LEARN ME SOME COMPUTER PROGRAMING HUR HUR BLARGH.

Thursday Mar 26, 2009

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Sarah Vowell is doing a reading at the Brooklyn public library on Saturday, and it should be STELLAR. She may be a round midwestern gnome, but I can't help but be attracted to those quirky-voiced vixens of NPR. Her and Starlee Kine. I would sex their brains every day.

Of course, I guess I'm partial to quirky voices in general. The vocal contortions that...
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Friday Mar 13, 2009

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Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Back and drunk from the Pogues concert. My feet are bloody stumps, hell yes. 'tis becoming tradition.
raggedyannika:
thanks for your sympathy. smile hope you've had a nice weekend!
raggedyannika:
thank you! haha i have to agree....stringed instruments are hella sexy. i think a woodwind instrument would be to shamelessly phallic.
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