Thought I would share with you my top 10 pick up lines 
10) Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
9) I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
8) Youre so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan
7) Let me ask you something, I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. Could you help?
6) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
5) Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
4) Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
3) Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? no me neither but I figured it was a good ice breaker my name is Mike and yours
2) What time do you get off? 1AM - Can I watch
1) Can I even get a fake number?
These are just in good fun, wonder if anyone has actually used these although I am considering trying #1
10) Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
9) I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
8) Youre so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan
7) Let me ask you something, I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. Could you help?
6) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
5) Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
4) Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
3) Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? no me neither but I figured it was a good ice breaker my name is Mike and yours
2) What time do you get off? 1AM - Can I watch
1) Can I even get a fake number?
These are just in good fun, wonder if anyone has actually used these although I am considering trying #1