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Finally a nice day out

Thought I would just post some of my favorite oneliners from Comedian Steven Wright, hope you enjoy

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'



Went to Muzic last night here are some pics of the night















Hope everyone has a awesome week