Swallowing My Pride
Well, it's go time. I'm doing my first open mic tomorrow, Friday October 28th, at the San Francisco Comedy College. It's at 414 Mason #705 in the "Native Sons Building" if anyone in the city wants to swing by despite the late notice. It's at 6 PM (I'm assuming I'll go on close to 6 since I an a n00b). I'm gonna give it a shot, see how I do. probably not well, but we'll see. I'm probably gonna do it next week too. Here goes to starting something big hopefully. Gotta get the suck out now.
Fucking Costume
All of my halloween costume ideas keep falling through!!!!! I'll think some something though. *sigh* Do you know how hard it is to find a purple jump suit in this city?!?!? See you all on Saturday and you best be coming to the party!!!
Mood: nervous
Set me free
if I am just your puppet
Set me free
if I am just your puppet on a string,
Dead until you breathe life into me.
The Dreaming - Puppet
Update: ah shit SassyAngel tagged me. I guess I'll post 20 intimate and not so intimate things about me.
1) When I was younger, I wanted to be 3 things when I grew up: a video game programmer, a comedian and a porn star. 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Thanks Meatloaf.
2) My brother, who is now 18, has down syndrome, was epileptic, is autistic and is basically pretty messed up. I miss the chubby little guy though.
3) I've only been to 2 countries excluding the US, Canada and Mexico. [edit: typo...fuck you Subrosa)
4) I'm half mexican and half polish (some russian too, but I'll round to half polish).
5) I am going to try stand up on Friday
6) I've only been in two real realtionships my whole life.
7) I can count the people I've had sex with on one hand.
8) I have actually been in bed with someone and actively turned down sex because I thought it wasn't the best thing to do.
9) I can understand spanish almost perfectly. The speaking thing embarasses me though.
10) I still don't have a god damn costume for Halloween.
11) I haven't been home to sit down and eat Thanksgiving dinner in 8 years.
12) For the past 6 years, I've cooked Thanksgiving dinner for roughly 15 people each year. I make a mean turkey gravy and sweet potato dish.
13) I've only said "I love you" to one person. I like to mean it when I say it.
14) I played college football.
15) I'm not very photogenic.
16) I've visited (and stayed in) 11 states.
17) I lost my virginity when I was 18, roughly my 4th day in college.
18) I tend to care for people too much.
19) I have 3 degrees from MIT.
20) I really like HelloNurse's dog. She occasionally jumps in my bed with me and curls up in my closet.
*Phew*
Damn you sassyangel for making me do this, but I'm glad you find people on here nice. I'm not tagging anyone though.
Another update
Second Life is on Fox News
You can see my monitor...I was almost on TV! Click the video tab to watch the video.
Well, it's go time. I'm doing my first open mic tomorrow, Friday October 28th, at the San Francisco Comedy College. It's at 414 Mason #705 in the "Native Sons Building" if anyone in the city wants to swing by despite the late notice. It's at 6 PM (I'm assuming I'll go on close to 6 since I an a n00b). I'm gonna give it a shot, see how I do. probably not well, but we'll see. I'm probably gonna do it next week too. Here goes to starting something big hopefully. Gotta get the suck out now.
Fucking Costume
All of my halloween costume ideas keep falling through!!!!! I'll think some something though. *sigh* Do you know how hard it is to find a purple jump suit in this city?!?!? See you all on Saturday and you best be coming to the party!!!
Mood: nervous
Set me free
if I am just your puppet
Set me free
if I am just your puppet on a string,
Dead until you breathe life into me.
The Dreaming - Puppet
Update: ah shit SassyAngel tagged me. I guess I'll post 20 intimate and not so intimate things about me.
1) When I was younger, I wanted to be 3 things when I grew up: a video game programmer, a comedian and a porn star. 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Thanks Meatloaf.
2) My brother, who is now 18, has down syndrome, was epileptic, is autistic and is basically pretty messed up. I miss the chubby little guy though.
3) I've only been to 2 countries excluding the US, Canada and Mexico. [edit: typo...fuck you Subrosa)
4) I'm half mexican and half polish (some russian too, but I'll round to half polish).
5) I am going to try stand up on Friday
6) I've only been in two real realtionships my whole life.
7) I can count the people I've had sex with on one hand.
8) I have actually been in bed with someone and actively turned down sex because I thought it wasn't the best thing to do.
9) I can understand spanish almost perfectly. The speaking thing embarasses me though.
10) I still don't have a god damn costume for Halloween.
11) I haven't been home to sit down and eat Thanksgiving dinner in 8 years.
12) For the past 6 years, I've cooked Thanksgiving dinner for roughly 15 people each year. I make a mean turkey gravy and sweet potato dish.
13) I've only said "I love you" to one person. I like to mean it when I say it.
14) I played college football.
15) I'm not very photogenic.
16) I've visited (and stayed in) 11 states.
17) I lost my virginity when I was 18, roughly my 4th day in college.
18) I tend to care for people too much.
19) I have 3 degrees from MIT.
20) I really like HelloNurse's dog. She occasionally jumps in my bed with me and curls up in my closet.
*Phew*
Damn you sassyangel for making me do this, but I'm glad you find people on here nice. I'm not tagging anyone though.
Another update
Second Life is on Fox News
You can see my monitor...I was almost on TV! Click the video tab to watch the video.
I wish I could make it to your stand up debut tomorrow night. Damn that 2 hour drive! Break a leg... that applies to stand up right?
See you on Saturday night! I'm getting drunk