wolfyone

Hello SG, sorry I never did that birthday blog, but I suppose it works for the best cuz I now I have a day to write about. It started at midnight on the 17th..my facebook started getting flooded with birthday pleasantries. I was so overwhelmed by the love displayed, something so silly can really make you feel special. Fast forward to the evening...I stepped into the bar at around 8:15PM and within 30 seconds I had a beer and a shot in my face. This set the tone for what was to come.I ordered a soft pretzel figuring somehow this would be enough to absorb the impending booze-a-thon. Ha! As the night progressed, the rate of shots to my face increased..one after the next along with my bottomless mug of beer or so it seemed. I honestly believe I may have polished off a bottle of jack by myself..honey jack that is. My buddy frank came in with a free birthday calzone, and that was definitely cool, I locked it in the car for later. Nothing embarrassing took place, but I was lit and feeling damn good! My ex showed up which was cool, we've managed to build a great friendship so it was nice to see her. She took my keys. Good move! I was my usual social self bouncing around the bar saying hi to everyone, friends and strangers alike, hell everyone is my friend unless ya fuck with me. My ex gave me a ride home and I guess I scarfed that calzone down. I woke up early this morning feeling like I got hit by a convoy of trucks! Staggered into the loo and drained myself of the highest proof urine ever! Went to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of water and took a swig. Then I laid down and it happened...I sat up and before I could get through my doorway out came the calzone, ughhhh! Through the hallway into the bathroom a trail of cheesey no so goodness. I got to the toilet and I was basically all out of puke. Before I could clean it, my poor mother walked out of the bathroom and stepped right in my spilled consumption. As the great mom she is though, she cleaned it up for me, how do moms do it??? Back to bed I went and here I sit. Debauchery indeed. 1 thing coulda made it better, my good friend TnT, but thats ok, we already rescheduled and oh yes, we will have a great time! More to come later SG, and don't forget, TnT goes live tonight, be there or Ill fuck you up, no, not really, but I might..well..just be there!!! Much love!

M.